Shayari Sms Collection 2
ram ji ne dhanush toda
seetaji dodi chali ayi. krishan ji ne bansi bajai radha ji bhaghi
chali ayi aur mene sirf seeti bajai to apne baap ko bula layi |
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GEETASAR: MOBILE
nirjeev hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !! SMS wo GYAN hain , jo
BATNE se BADTA hain. !! Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar
SMS KIYA KARO. !!!
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COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO
NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME
MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI |
sorry aaplogo ko
disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh
sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya
hai.. |
UNKI GALI SE MERA
JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO
MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE
LAGE. |
sardarjis son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!! |
Tum meri zindagee men
es tarah samai ho, jaise bajre ke khet me koi bhais ghus aai ho |
me
ushke PYAAR me ban gaya BARAF ka GOLA aur vo bewafa kehati hai
thanda matlab COCA-COLA. |
Hum
itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye! na itne salty ki, B.P. badha
jaye!! na itane testy ki maza aajaye, Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad
na aye!!!! |
Tere
gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke
Kurkure khaenge.... |
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum… |
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live
without BRAIN........ Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha |
maina
tujhe chaha apna samajh ke, tera baap ne mujhe petta dholak samajh
ke. |
Na tu
Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti , na ma
kana hota.. |
phool
ko mat toro kanta lag jaye ga, larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga |
Mere
Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq mein meri jaan
fanaa ho jaye..... |
Khuda
kisiko kisi pe fida na kare, kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, mana
ke koi marta nahi judai mein lekin jee bhi nahi pata tanhai mein. |
wen
the time comes 4 u to give ur heart 2 someone make sure that u
select sum1 who will never break ur heart coz broken heart have no
spare parts |
pooja-ek ajib sa dilme hulchul he kyun,ye anjanasa dard he kyun,na
koi ehshas na arzoo he koi, phir bhi aaj kisi ka intzar he kyun. |
How to
kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in
its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of
poisson .....
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Teacher:make a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara
Dutta married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara... |
1
khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho
tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum. |
zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ?
kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti
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it iz
psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids,
donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read messages. dont change your
finger now its to late ! |
koi
patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is
deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko. |
Roses
r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the
zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing
at u... |
Hum
dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek
CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal
construction keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
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twinkle twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u
know what u r...mental hospital is not so far... |
Mere
jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha
khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino
ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
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Arz
kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne
kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai
charpai se....
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Kya
hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe
pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge. |
QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH
PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK
TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI ............., |
In
life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In
a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person
like u is a treasure.... |
dil
mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab
bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY |
If you
need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need
me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER
CANNOT BE REACHED! |
Ill
ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que...
Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
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Suna
hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to
reduce population. |
Haathi
nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar
par. |
Door
se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha
nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
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Ladki
boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se
hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi
to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya
hoga. |
Sincere Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or
if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur
Mobile!! |
Khud
ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur
khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise
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Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al
thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! |
Boy:
what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push. |
In
candle light dinner three sweet words for u.... |
Luk at
the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without
few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U |
EK
sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh
kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko |
why do
monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your
personal matter!
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S SH
SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!!
Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me |
I read
in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause
cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading
newspaper Yaar? |
shaadi
karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
................................................................Thodi
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
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KABHI
AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA
KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA |
MURGI
USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS
KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR
LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI
SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI.... |
I have
a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me
to 4get |
YOU
are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U -
Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
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I
mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got
drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have
decided never to drink water again !!!
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Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... |
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai.
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10
ghode pade hain
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When words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya! | Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! |
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de | U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... |
U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... | It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. |
Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... | Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
DHANIA
RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH
SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????
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Dosti
ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge. |
Punam
ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai,
Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata
hai..! |
Our
friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry,
i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look
down & laugh again....... ha ha ha |
Dont
sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of
u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS |
jah
dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha
mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga
lena. |
We
will now upgrade your brain, please
wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN
found...! |
Are O
SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek
Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha
DiCHOUN. |
Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message
milta he chale aana |
Roses
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the
roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and
so is your head. |
one
day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to come
to the court al most eery month the theif said you should be shamed
sir you come here everyday |
One
day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are
you not a shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should
be shamed is you dont have even a rupee in your pocket. |
Prayer
of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe
Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa...
Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
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A
Mother makes her son
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2 live
a life v need
brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental
qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!! |
palkon
pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se
nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! |
Dil
cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena,
kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai. |
ur
SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE
to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!! |
Raman
or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki
announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman
jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja
nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per
aa rahi hai. |
Imraan
Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna |
gul
gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe
reh gaye. |
kabhi
kehte the dost hamare ke |
Roses
are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo |
Sardar
ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, |
what
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the
subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details... |
Hey
friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom &
without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after
all! |
HAR
KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE
LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE
SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
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Someday u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even
lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u
cant lose wot u dont have!
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chand
par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi,
tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi
ati toh hogi. |
share
sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur
say soniya |
I am
getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few
people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to
marry me !!!!!!!!!! |
Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao,
shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir
ulti karke dikhao then u r great
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A guy
phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: |
wat
did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL
INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE. |
Pehla
Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay
aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi
tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du. |
SURD: |
JOKE -
Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai.
Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai. |
NEEND
ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE
USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI |
Naari
ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad
aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
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ARZ
HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL
ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE |
tum
meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is
tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho. |
Us ne
mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali....
Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali.... |
what a
chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- |
Santa
went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa
: Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
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Wife:
Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing; Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date! |
If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!! |
msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee,
internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya... |
When i
was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was
unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad
tu hai.. |
AFTER
FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient
eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said |
ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai |
jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga... | Aur
bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston
ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez |
LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi...
LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar
khayega... |
Jab
hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera
didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane
kab maang lo udhaar
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dil
dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma
nahi ki bato har ek ko |
wat do
I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I
Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror! |
Susti
bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi... |
Ram ne
Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha
Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi. |
tumko
dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon
ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
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makan
malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par
apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500
rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi? |
Gulaab
ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt
marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna |
interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which
part? Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab |
Prem
to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein
bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi. |
Tumhe
Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat
Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai! |
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of
500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i
have donated 15 litres. |
Aaj
kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte
ho...Good Morning...
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Ai
mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte
nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN..... |
U r a
GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts...
LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing
is LEFT. |
Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d
Lock...!!! |
khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi
nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha |
husn
walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri
hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main
baghal me churi hai |
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ?
Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main
Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge
Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon! |
When i
open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a
friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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Shaam
hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass
hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi
aas-paas hota hai..
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kabhi
hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe
kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye
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Be
Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye
Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai ..
HaHaHa |
hamari
tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga
kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat
collage ka akhiri sal hai |
A
SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA
RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA
RADIO HAI... |
Pyaar
karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile
Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...! |
jo ek
baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main
pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon aaqri. |
Woh
gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani....
Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne
pata li....
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Ishara
to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse
Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
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Haath
mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do
peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
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Kabhi
honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye...
Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
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Na o
inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake
mere dost se pyr karti hai |
I l I
lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the
best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said |
ABHI
TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN
AANE NAHI DETHA. |
PATTE
GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI
SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI |
Batoun
mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh
chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai. |
apki
yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta
raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha.. |
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha
aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon |
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka
khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har
saal fail hota hai.....
|
One
day Santas Girlfriend asks him, |
Hum
Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge
... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge |
Teri
yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main
din bhar seeta rahaa |
Humne
bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar
kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi
soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
|
Rokdo
mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki
dukaan aagai hai |
Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat
hogai soja shaitan.. |
Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al
things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR
TEETH...! |
A
Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. |
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon
ne naara lagaya... |
Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare
Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
|
Khyaal
ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti
hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas
rehti hai....
|
Pyar
Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki
phone kab ayega..
|
Chaand
ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki
mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
|
Chaand
raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan
turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak
chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
|
Aap
kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad
karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki
maang karte hei |
wafa
tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi
nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai,
par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
|
Sardar
jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend
just said |
Star +
Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal =
Refreshing U + Ur Smile =
|
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana...
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye
line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
|
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat
Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
|
Meri
yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay
raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal
kahen gay... |
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. |
Recent
News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to
newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal
CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! |
Suraj
se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa
Aawaraa aur koi nahi!! |
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the
key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created
Me.... |
tuhaar
chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar
kutte ka naam!!
|
A
magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra..
Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye
jadu nahin hota...? |
mein
ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga |
If
ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost
everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and
show u where to jump from....
|
When i
fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me,
when i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE
DE DE, THAKUR! |
Winter
comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like
you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake
again n again.... |
Aapki
smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma
sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya....
|
Kitne
haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon
mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya
karo.... |
Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti,
tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss
baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
Count
many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi
taare gin ne lage....Good Morning... (F |
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath
Aparna aur komolika free dega
|
Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... | Baithe
tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi
utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko
5000/- inaam...
|
Keep
in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16
17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will
be broken. |
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the
world so high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai,
then call me up and say HI |
Our
Dosti is Like
|
When I
was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born
devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... |
3 tips
to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and
just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. .
. . |
Fill
in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
|
Mere
Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare
SMS chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...
|
Do U
know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly.... |
teri
mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta
hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai.... |
If any
beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz
full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go
ahead.... |
Manzil
ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age
nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE. |
Jab
tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful
Beautiful.”jab tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool
Aprilfool!! |
Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I
dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am
stupid.... |
AGAR
APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA
PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. |
Take a
bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the
mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...
|
12
Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve
cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
|
Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne
kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai
Hai.... |
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni...
dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki
ragon main apna hi khoon tha |
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they
have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag
hoti hai.....
|
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega.... |
Aapke
hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar
hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me
RAKHI ka tyohaar hai... |
Khuda
kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar
us se behan ka pyar mile...
|
Majnu
ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne
wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke
intezar mein.
|
Life
is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just
stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara
be.... |
If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P... | Ek aap
ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to
karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate
bhi bahut ho |
A
begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied
:- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:-
Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...
|
Mujh
mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple
Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u
see... |
Yaad
hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron
se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... |
larste
huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas
keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua |
Last
night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have
a friend Like U ...he smiled & said, |
woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae.. |
Khat likh raha hoon
khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi
mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
|
Safar lamba hai
dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na
banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
|
har khushi koe
teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor
doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya
doe char or jhoot bole doon
|
Muskurajat tumhi
se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi
mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai
|
Sitaron ke aage
bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke
sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
|
Jab jab ghire
badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga
main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA
DE BHAI...
|
Janaza agar unke
dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena, Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-) |
Ghunghat nein
tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... |
Jawani ke din
chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE. |
Darde dil me gam
ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! |
Industrian sari
mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
|
Jisko dil diya woh
Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
|
Khat likh raha
hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. |
Botal chhupa do
kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga |
tusi bade hi great
ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate
ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
|
Ek ladki thi
dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch
karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye
chalu kaise hota hai?
|
Gul gaye gulshan
gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale
rah gaye
|
Din mein diya
jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya, e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti, Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya. |
Khud ko kar buland
itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe... "Abe gadhe ab utrega kese". |
Chand par kaali
ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum
lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par
hansi aati to hogi.
|
tum aa gaye ho ,
noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen
|
Gum woh cheez hai.
Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
|
Maine tujhe
sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil
mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
|
Woh chham chham
karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka
dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
|
Jee karta hai ki
teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree
nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !
|
Yeh aankhen hai ya
neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big
deal?
|
lal diwar par
chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha
ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.
|
TERI JULF HAI YA
ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR
MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
|
woh sadak ke is
paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh
aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum
sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
|
Main hu yahan, tu
hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan,
tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah!
|
Bakari chadhi
pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene
ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!
|
Maine tujhse pyar
kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap
ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah!
wah! wah! wah!
|
Bewafa sanam se to
cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil
jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti |
ladka bola : kash
ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar
to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi
din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
|
After Marriage
takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia....
Irshaad!!!
|
Apple Kat ta hoon
knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote
khata hoon wife se.
|
Maine tumhare
yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle,
ki naha ke chal diye
|
Bolaa dukaan-daar,
ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo
paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin
pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
|
Kamaata nahin hun
itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko
pataooon
|
Gul gaya, Gulshan
gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye
bachchon waali
|
Chandni raat thi,
main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha
mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
|
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
|
Patharr kyun marte
ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar
aankh maar do
|
Katchi Kali
Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha
Na Samajhna
|
Industrian sari
mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne
Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to
minaar kha gaye
|
(you will enjoy
this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song)
Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le
gaya
|
Kutta ban gaya
hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
|
Aandhi aati hai,
tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate
hain
|
Yusuf ka husn,
Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar
dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm
khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
|
Tairna Hai To
Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar
aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai
|
Terna hai to beach
me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao,
isharo me kya rakha hai.
|
Janaza Mera Nikla,
Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera
Janaza Nikla
|
Maine tujhe pyar
kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti
samajh kar
|
Teri Beauty Ne
Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select
Kiya.
|
Yeh zulfain hain
tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
|
Woh jab chalti hai
to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai
tab uthaa leta hoon
|
Dil hai tera
dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The
Big-Deal ??
|
Sheeshi bhari
gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre
wali ko chor doon
|
Teri julf kya hai
raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
|
Tere ishk me janam
kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay
jamana ho gaya.
|
Chaand ki raton
mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib
rota hai.
|
Phool Khilte Hain,
Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar
jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate
Hain!
|
Aasman se gira ek
chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
|
Na jina mila na
marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila.
|
Dil Diya to, jaan
bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.
|
Khile hai gul yaha,
khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.
|
Dilme yaado ki
tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me
khushbu ki tarha.
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Khuda kisiko
kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa
na kare.
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Apnon ne maara hai
humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani
jahan tha kam.
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Na teer, na
talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam,
Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein
aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay.
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Chupa chupake raat
din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo
Zamaanaa yaad hai.
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Jinki yaad hai dil
me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
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Humne kitni
koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh
Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.
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Shaam Hote Hi
Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main
Jalne Ke Liye
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Yeh Teri Bhi
Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
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In Hi Patharon Pe
Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan
Nahi
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Kafas Udas Hai
yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj
Zikr-E-Yaar Chale
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Jo Saaz Se Nikli
Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil
Ko Khabar Hai
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Aaa
Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar
Aaazmayain
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Satchaye Chup Nahi
Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon
Se
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Tu Is Tarah Se
Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil
Hai
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In Main Moti Hai
Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto
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Zindagi ek phool
hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob
uski sarhad
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Raste Main Gire
Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi,
Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
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Yeh hawa ka koi
jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai
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Mujhe bhulna bhi
chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga,
aaansoon ki tarah
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Tum badle, jahan
badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye,
nishani dil lagane ki
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Nahin lag sakta
kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai
peene waala
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Teri aur meri
nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair
ho
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Galat nahi ke
zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai
hum
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Dhoondhta Phirta
Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti
Hai Khyalon Jaisi
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Ek Naam Kya Likha
Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani
Rahi
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Tere Aazad Bande
Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan
Marne Ki Pabandi
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Pyar main jadoo
bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai
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Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh
Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke
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Tapish Suraj Ki
Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai
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Mujh Se Mut Pouch,
Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi
Naam Aate Hain
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Jab Kishti Sabit
Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti
Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey
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Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam |
In Udaas
Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya
Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain
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Mujhe Is Baaat Ka
Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho,
Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana
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Tasalli Ho Jayegi,
Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad
Karte Hain
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Zaruri To Nahi, Ke
Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar
Ki
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Phool Khilna
Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai,
Kismat Milne Nahin Deti
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Jo Aala Zarf Hotey
Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar
Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney
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Maana ke aapke
nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye
jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum
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Manzil ko paane ke
liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye
dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta hai...
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Duniya bhar ki
khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap
chali...
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Aadi bana kar
lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana
diya
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Khuda kisi ko kis
par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare
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Haath deewane ke
de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se
pyaar hai
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Mujh se achhe to
hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye
jaate huye
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Huwi hum se ye
nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh,
aasman se dil laga bethay
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Jinki yaad hai dil
me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
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Galat nahin key
zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab
hain hum
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Dil mein tumharey
pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par
ayaan nahi
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Na tum bewafa ho,
na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain
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Mohabbat kar ke
dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai
ka fasana hai
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Hai kuch baat
mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout
se ban gaye ho
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Maana ke aapke
nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye ..
jinhe haasil nahin hain hum
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Nahin lag sakta
kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai
peene waala
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maine tumhe dil
diya dildar samajh ke, tumne mere dil ko kha geya kya badam
samajh ke.
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