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Funny sms
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I love "u", I love "u", I
love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get
excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z ! [ Credits :Reshama
Mhatre]
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 Please
remind me 2 remind U about reminding me to send U this reminder that reminds
me of reminding U that U never have to remind me 2 remember U, I ALWAYS DO!
[ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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I Love You. I Love You. I
Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because
Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" ! [ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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The animals of a jungle have
decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the
elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS ! [ Credits :Reshama
Mhatre]
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A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D
Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r
Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding [ Credits :Reshama
Mhatre]
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Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the
beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where
the hell is my roof? [ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style...
You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've
got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry! [ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to
cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !...
Now read it without the word cat. [ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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God created the earth, God created the woods, God
created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!
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Birdie birdie in the sky dropped a poopy in my
eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly !
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Frankenstein is
ugly but what the hell happened to you????
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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule di pl8 ho, cok di cr8
ho, ande da oml8 ho, sms krne me bde la8 ho, jlebi di tra str8 ho. Par jo
bhi ho, tusi mere fav8 ho
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Life without u is impossible. U r in my blood.
Cannot stay for a sec without u. If there u aren't, I'm dead. Excuse me, I'm
talking of oxygen.
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U r the one whose so smart,U r the one whose so
charming, U r the one whose so caring, U r the one whose so good looking.
And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.
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I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere
without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !
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Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy. Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman =
Affair. Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !
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Sincere Apology : If u dont like any of my SMS n
dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... Throw ur mobile.
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Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar
kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala, Zalim bijali ko haath
lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi. [ Credits : Richa ]
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What is true friendship ? U cry & I cry. U sad, I
sad, U laughing, I laughing, U jump out of window... I look down... I am
still laughing !
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Your network tariff has changed. Call charges are
now calculated according to brain size. The smaller the cheaper........ You
can make free calls! [ Credits : Moin M ]
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Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar
ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha ! [ Credits : Abhishek Bali ]
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Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye. Mile mujhe aur
mera ho jaye. Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae. Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja
mera thanda ho jae. [ Credits : Kamal Chopra ]
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To live a life, one needs
brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of expression & many
more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them.
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If u hide, i'll seek 4 u.
If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll leave, i'll wait 4 u. If days take u
away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But, if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.
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I saw something in a shop
window. It was stunning, cute, simply adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u,
then I realised it was my reflection.
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Can u pronounce good
english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof,
woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop
barking.
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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki
Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se
Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!
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Good looks catch the eyes
but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.
FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.
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From Mon to Sun, From Jan
To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u have never changed. For
me, you've always been........... a headache !
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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME
beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME crying, U & ME dreaming, U & ME holding
on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
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If u save this msg, it
means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading
that i'm cute & if u erase this, u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!
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Note : All messages posted
on this page are user-submitted and in no way do they reflect the view of
DigitalSprite.com or anyone associated with it.
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Zindagi
mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge, sab kahenge, chal
be chal aage chal.
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he
he hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he......... KUCH NAHIN BAS
TUMHARI SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....
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Bachelor's
schedule... Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar ; Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko barbadi
; Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko talaq ; Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir se talash....
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Q.Why did Santa Singh take off his clothes while writing exams? A. Coz it
was written in the paper "Answer in brief" !
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Every morning u r the 1st thing that comes 2 my mind. I wish I could start
my day with U in my bed. I jus luv ur feel to my lips. U jus make my day. I
love U NESCAFE
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The night is dark,the moon is high,i stop my car,u ask why? I come close 2
U, U feel shy, i tell u those 3 words..........Oh God ! Puncture !
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Ikhtiyarre tabbasum ki lau ko tarranume numayish se aghaa dena... Jo iska
matlab samajh aaye to please mujhe bhi bata dena.....
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Kya bindaas hawa chal raheli hai,birdy gana ga raheli hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log sms padh rahele
hain!!
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Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise
love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss
U!
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a
cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness...
You've got no comparisons !
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Airhostes to Laloo : R U a vegetarian or non vegetarian Sir ? Laloo : I m a
Saggitarian! Airhostes : Sir aap mansahari hain ya shakahari? Laloo : Hum
BIHARI hain...!
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God saw u hungry, he created Domino's pizza. He saw u thirsty, he created
Pepsi. He saw u in dark, he created light. He saw ME without problems, he
created YOU !
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5 gr8 ppl: 1. Gandhiji-Woh to ab rahe nahin 2. Bajpai-Woh kisi kaam ke nahin
3. Aishwarya-apni pahoonch ke bahar hai. Baki rahe aap aur hum, so remain in
touch.
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I'm getting married next month. There would be a small party and only a few
people will be invited. Don't bring any gift. Just bring someone to MARRY ME
!
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Ur smile can be compared with Flowers, Ur voice can b compared with a
cuckoo, Ur innocence can b compared with a baby, but in foolishness...
You've got no comparisons !
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Bhagwan se Scooter manga.. Car di; Ghar manga.. bangla diya; dost manga toh
tumhey diya.. Bhagwan ne isbar aisa zulm kyoun kiya
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When I C the moon I C U, When I C the stars I C U, when I C the Sea I C U,
get out of the way you are blocking my view.
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Ladka: Janeman is dil mein aaja. Ladki: Sandal nikalu kya? Ladka: Pagli
mandir thode hi hai, aise hi aaja!!
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Yeh sms mein kitne taare hain, gino to: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Iski
to gayi, din mein taare gin raha hai!!
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.. itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho.. kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kamine
ho!!
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Credits for most messages on this page : Mr. Sandeep Pathak
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You = cute ; You = hot ; You = sweet ; You = intelligent ; You = amazing ;
You = perfect ; Me = liar.
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I have a confession to make, ever since I have known u, Its kinda hard for
me to forget u. Every night u appear in my dreams.... And I find my self
shouting..... BHOOT !!! BHOOT !!!
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I look at the stars, the stars r beautiful. Then I look at you...... I
...... I ....... I rather look at the stars again !
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u r 100% beautiful, u r 100% lucky u r 100% sweet , u r 100% nice and u r
100% stupid to believe these words.
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A good speech should b like a women's skirt... Long enough to cover the
subject, And short enough to create interest.
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Santa
singh tells his girlfriend, "come home tomorrow, no one will b at home".
When she goes the next day to his home....... There was NO ONE at home
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The rain makes all things beautiful, The grass & flowers 2, If rain makes
all things beautiful, Why doesn’t it rain on you?
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This msg can only be read by a SEXY person: ................ Try again
...................... Sorry, i guess your just not sexy...................
HEY! dont force it, ugly!!!
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If U sneeze once, Think I'm remembering you. If you sneeze twice, Think I
want to Meet U. If U sneeze thrice, Think I'm Missing You. 4th Time, Fool
Take A Tablet !
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I Pray to God to Bless you, guide you, save you, give you peace, joy and
$1000000000. 50-50 OK ? You also pray !
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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho. Hawa koi lehrayi to lagta hai ki
tum ho. Ab tum hi batao, kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho ?
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There are 8 ways to describe you... nice, friendly, so cute, loving, very
sweet, funny, charming , thoughtful. In short, you're just like.... me !
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Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi, tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi. Chatt se
chhalang laga de, phir tu bhi sukhi, main bhi sukhi.
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Why do U think I SMS u ? Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ? Or I love u ?
Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz... Timepass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye !
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Dream makes all things possible, Hope makes all things work, Love makes all
things beautiful, Smile makes all the above work possible. So, always BRUSH
YOUR TEETH !
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Today is an international day for the mentally disabled. Please send an
encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend, as i just did....
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Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves- the left & the
right. The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. [
Credits : Richa ]
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If i had gone 4 brain transplantation i have chosen ur brain b'coz i want 2
use the brain that is never used b4. [ Credits : Richa ]
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What do U call a FAT Woman waiting for someone?........ MOTI-vating! [
Credits : Nilam ]
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I wanted to
kill the sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on this earth. But
then, I thought........... Suicide is a crime !
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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,
phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !
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Q. What do you call a fat woman waiting for something ? Ans : MOTI-Vating !
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Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..... Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho..... Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho..... Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan
se hi kamine ho ?
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Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Tohar chehra moti ke
saman, Tohar chehra moti ke saman, Moti hamar kutte ka naam !
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Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes...... After that,..... Who
cares ?..... He's a mile away and you've got his shoes !
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Gandhi bhi chala gaya, nehru bhi mar gaya, subhash bose ka bhi kuchh pata
nahi, aur meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi hai.... pata nahi desh ka ab kya hoga.
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Arz kiya hai, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam
hazaar baar aayenge, Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge, Ghanti bajainge
aur bhaag jayenge !
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Zindagi mein teen cheezen kabhi bhi aa sakti hain..... PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur..... Aur..... Mera SMS !
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Maine poocha chand se... Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa hasin..... Chand
bola.... 12036 entries found ! [ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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No matter how high the sky is.. How deep the ocean is.. How strong the wind
is.. How wide a river is.. I jst wanna tell u.. They r none of ur business !
[ Credits :Reshama Mhatre ]
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Hi! I am a virus & I am entering ur brain right now... Wait, hold on, Sorry,
Unable to find ur brain.... I'm leaving now ! [ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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I saw you on the road that day. U were looking so fine. Ur face So divine.
Ur walk so perfect. My heart started tossing a sweet song.... Who let the
dogs out ??! [ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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Gorgeous, intelligent, kind, sweet, charming, witty, hilarious,
friendly....... Well, enough of me.... How about you ?
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Santa Singh once went out to a movie from 9 to 12 but came out from the hall
at 10. Why ?? Because, the name of the movie was DASTAK !
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What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific,
Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down
the mirror !
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Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil
ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha !
[ Credits : Parag Kotecha ]
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Laloo goes to america for learning english. After some days George Bush
calls the Rabri Devi & told her " E sasoora angreji nahin seekh sakat hai."
[ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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I have bought new camera, So please smile..... Click !..... Sorry bhoot ka
photo nahin aata.
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[ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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Indian & Pakistami soldiers r on the border. But surprised they r not
fighting ! Do u know wy ? Coz dhishum dhishum to pepsodent ka kaam hai na !
! ! [ Credits : Parag Kotecha ]
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Johny Walker : Mere pass bangla hai, gadi hai, bank loker hai, Kya hai
tumhare pass ? Johny Leaver : Mere pass in sabki chabi hai ! [ Credits :
Parag Kotecha ]
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Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne
sunder ho, 1 tum kitne sacche ho, 1 hum hai ki jhooth bolte ja rahe hain. [
Credits : Sandeep Pathak ]
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Can U believe things ppl do??!! I was sitting next to a guy in Mandir, In
the middle of the aarti, he lit a cigarette. I was so shocked, I nearly
dropped my beer!
[ Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, Kash tumhare chere pe
chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!!
[
Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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Kisses blown r kisses wasted, kisses r not kisses unless they are tasted,
kisses spread germs gersm are hated ,so kiss me baby iam vaccinated !
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Credits :Reshama Mhatre]
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Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se
Udhar chalte the , Woh kya soch rahe honge ? THINK ???? "SALA YEH PIYANO
BAJTA KYO NAHI ??" [ Credits : Jaldeep Dave ]
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Recent studies have revealed that idiots use their thumbs to scroll through
their text messages. Don't change to your finger.... it's too late.... idiot
!
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Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to
newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH
BHI PEETA HAI ! [ Credits : Richa Gupta ]
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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga, mein thehra raha, zamin chalne
lagi, sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ?? Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai !
BHAAG ! [ Credits : Richa Gupta ]
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Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : " mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein,
newyork mein, ik mod ayamein W.T.C. tod aaya... " [ Credits : Richa Gupta ]
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Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai. Aye Jalim Deodrant
lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?! [ Credits : Vikram Gulati ]
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unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha, unki gali se guzar rahe the kya
ittefaq tha, unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha ! [ Credits :
Akshay Mehta ]
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