Shayari Sms Collection1
| it iz
psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use
thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its to late ! |
|
Roses r
red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...dont
get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing at u... |
Hum dua
karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON
jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
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| Teacher to
student:-
|
twinkle
twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u
r...mental hospital is not so far... |
| Zara-Zara
kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke
saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
|
dil ke
armaan aanso won mein behegaye unke bacche hum ko maamu kehegaye |
| Mere jaise
ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil
na paaye. |
What is a
kiss? In view of geomatry: Kiss, is the shortest distance between 2
lips. In the view of economics: Kiss is that thing, which always has
higher demand than supply
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| Arz kiya
hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue
teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
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Dil Logi
ke jaan logi......................dil logi ke jaan logi......meri jaan
set hone me kitna time logi......... |
| Kya hua jo
usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo
apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge. |
kya Bat
hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai, ................. |
| In life
every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden
every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a
treasure.... |
dil mein
basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati
hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY |
| If you
need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me,
come to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE
REACHED! |
Ill ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient??? |
| Badi der
se jinki zulfon pe nazren jamaye baithe the paas jakar dekha to sardarji
nahaye baithe the.
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QAYAMAT K
DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO,
TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI
............., |
| Kaaash ke
tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote..... Kaaash ke tere chehre par
chickenpox ke daag hote..... Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath
hote |
Haathi nay
kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par. |
| Door se
dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi...
Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
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Ladki boli:
Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai,
hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka
kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
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| Sincere
Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs
disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!! |
Khud ko
kar buland itnaa.. KeHimaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise |
| Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs
beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! |
Boy: what
will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push. |
| In candle
light dinner three sweet words for u.... |
Luk at the
world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few
sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U |
| Girls
Psychology !!! Fraud with Innocent Boys Fun with Handsome Boys
Friendship with Charming Boys Contact with Intelligent Boys Flirt with
Freaky Boys Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich
Boy Moral of the story : Chandramukhi ho yaa Paaro, Sab Ek jaisi hai
Yaaro |
Suna hai
ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce
population. |
| EK sher BY
doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm
sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko |
why do
monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your
personal matter!
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| S SH SHA
SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!!
Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me |
I read in
d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer.
So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar? |
| shaadi
karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
................................................................Thodi
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
|
KABHI
AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA
KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA |
| MURGI USKE
TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE
BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5
KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO...
BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI.... |
I have a
confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to
4get |
| YOU are
very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U -
Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
|
I mixed
RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I
mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to
drink water again !!!
|
Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... |
If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED! |
| When words
fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya?
Samajh le Tapak gaya! |
Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! |
| Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de | U r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree... |
| U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... | It takes
thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME! Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. |
| Press down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... | Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
| DHANIA RS
3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO
MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????
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Dosti ka
safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge. |
| Punam ki
rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte
hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..! |
Our
friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i
cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down &
laugh again....... ha ha ha |
Dont sent
any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS |
jah dosti
vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat
vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena. |
| We will
now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still
searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...! |
Are O
SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi
Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN. |
| Laadein
has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta he
chale aana |
Roses are
red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are
wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head. |
| one day a
judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to come to the
court al most eery month the theif said you should be shamed sir you
come here everyday |
One day a
man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a
shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is
you dont have even a rupee in your pocket. |
| ek naagin
ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha, |
A Mother
makes her son
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| 2 live a
life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n
mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!! |
palkon pe
apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi
mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!! |
| Dil cheez
hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi
meri biwi kunwari hai. |
ur SMILE
can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a
CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!! |
| Raman or
chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs
huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se
railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare
jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai. |
Imraan
Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna |
| Prayer of
Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai
Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe
Chaand Sa!!! |
Woman: I
need to buy poison. Chemist: I cant sell u that. The woman then shows her husbands photo. Chemist: Oh sorry! I didnt know you had a prescription! |
| gul gaye
gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye. |
kabhi
kehte the dost hamare ke |
| Roses are
red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo |
Sardar ke
peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, |
| what is
wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u
have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details... |
Hey friend
remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without
ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
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| HAR KHUSI
KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE
KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT
TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
|
Someday u
may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But
1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have! |
| chand par
kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh
chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi. |
When i was
child all girls want to hug me, i allowed them, but now i want to hug
all girls, but they are not allowin. Selfish girls |
| I am
getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few
people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry
me !!!!!!!!!! |
Jindagi me
agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek
tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r
great --Hemantkumar |
A guy
phones up his Boss, but gets the bosseswife instead: |
wat did
computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT
OUTSIDE. |
| Pehla
Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur
ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur
ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du. |
SURD: s 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer. |
| JOKE -
Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai.
Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai. |
NEEND ATI
HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP
AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI |
| Naari ke
chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi
hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
|
Girlfriends are just like a ghadi detuergent pehele istmal karo phir
biswass karo |
| tum meri
zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah
jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho. |
Us ne mere
dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh
mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali.... |
| ARZ
HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME
DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE |
JIS PAL
MERE KHUDA NE TUMHE BANAYA HOGA HAJARO SAAL DEKHA HOGA LAKHO BAAR NIHARA
HOGE EK BAR TO JARUR SOCHA HOGA YAAR! KYA KUTTI CHEEZ BANAI HAI |
| what a
chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- |
Santa went
to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha.
ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
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| khushbu
phool dete hai, naam chaman ka hota hai. line ladkiyan marti hai , naam
ladko ka kharab hota hai |
share
sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say
soniya |
| Wife:
Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing; Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date! |
If engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!! |
| msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya... | When i was
sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy
you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai.. |
| AFTER
FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient
eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said |
ek
aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma
ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha
karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi
jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai |
| Basanti:
Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe
apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
|
AYE KHUDA
MARE DUSHMN KO AESI SAJA MILE .. USE AYE SUSU AUR KARNE KI JAGHA NA
MILE. |
| jab kuda
ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha
hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga... |
Aur bhi
cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq
furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez |
| LADKA-Tute
hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui
chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...
|
Jab hota
hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil
dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo
udhaar |
| dil dena
kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki
bato har ek ko |
wat do I
do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I
smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror! |
| Susti
bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg
bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi... |
Ram ne
Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha
Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi. |
| tumko
dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon
ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
|
makan
malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke
makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya
bipasha basu nachegi? |
| Gulaab ko
bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti
nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna |
interviewer: where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part?
Sardarji : kya which part whole body was born in punjab |
| Prem to
humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi
banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi. |
Tumhe Dekh
Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona
Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai! |
| terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. | Aaj kuch
gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar
aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good
Morning... |
| Ai mere
kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN..... |
U r a
GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts...
LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is
LEFT. |
| Ai mere
kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan
kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
|
khidakise
dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha,
raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha |
| Harbhajan
to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ? Wife : Kardina
sardar wali baat .Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya? |
Thought 4
de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!
|
| sushati
bhare jism ko jagate kyoun nahi,uth kar asbke samne aate kyoun
nahi,message bhi tumhara smell marata he,thodi himmat karke nahate kyoun
nahi |
Girlfriend
Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale
Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya
Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta
Hoon! |
| tumhari
aankhon mein ye kya sama hai tumhari aankhon mein ye kya sama hai kya
tikh se dhoya nahi kitna kichad jama hai (From:sona - jodhpur) |
husn walon
me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,,
Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me
churi hai |
| When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! | Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai.. |
| kabhi
hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe
kitni bhoi thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye
|
wo pade
kya jise me dali na ho nwo bag kya jise me mali na ho wo ghar kya jise
me ghar wali na ho aur wo mard kya jiseki bahar wali naho |
| hamari
tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya
mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai pa kambhakat collage ka
akhiri sal hai |
A SARDAR
WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND STARTE SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI... |
| Pyaar karo
to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha
Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...! |
jo ek baar
tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon
aur sab ko kahoon aaqri. |
| Woh gori
Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har
baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li....
|
Ishara to
madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida
samjha.... |
| Haath mein
takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg
whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
|
Kabhi
honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab
7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
|
| Na o inkar
karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost
se pyr karti hai |
I l I lo I
lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I
love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said |
| wah re
gandhi kaise chali teri andhi ,wah re gandhi kaise chali teri andhi aaya
tha longot main pahoonch gay paanch soo ki note main.
|
Be Pana
Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi
Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa |
| ABHI TOH
APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE
NAHI DETHA. |
PATTE GIR
SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH
SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI |
| Batoun
mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh
chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai. |
apki yaad
mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha,
pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha.. |
| Unlike others ur brain is a masterpiece In d left half nothinis rite N in D rite half nothin is left | Ek Aadmi
ne apni wife ko khat likha |
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Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka
SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon |
College ki
galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai,
Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
|
One day
Santas Girlfriend asks him, |
Hum Baar
Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti
Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge |
| Teri yaad
mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din
bhar seeta rahaa |
Humne bhi
pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha
jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath
! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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| Rokdo mere
janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan
aagai hai |
Andheri
sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja
shaitan.. |
| Tum door
sahi majboor sahi, par yaad tumhari aati hai, Jab saans wahan par leti
ho toh badboo yahaan par aati hai. |
teri julf
hai ya raat ka andhera,teri julf hai ya raat ka andhera,ho ja GANJI kar
de sawera |
| Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al
things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...! |
A Sardar
learning english introduces his family at a party. |
| Ladkiyon
ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara
lagaya... |
Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare
Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
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| Khyaal ko
kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere
bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....
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Pyar
Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone
kab ayega.. |
| Chaand ko
gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas
bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
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Chaand
raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan
turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka
abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
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| Aap kya
jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karthe
hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang
karte hei |
wafa tumme
hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar
ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par
jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
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| Sardar jee
visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just said |
Star +
Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing
U + Ur Smile =
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| Durakht ke
paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe
chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe
zaroor batana |
Gunghat
Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka
Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se
Ravana Hua |
| Meri yehi
dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay
raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay... |
Dil k dard
ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm
chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi. |
| Recent
News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to
newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal
CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI ! |
Suraj se
achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe
saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur
koi nahi!! |
| Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare
Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
|
tuhaar
chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte
ka naam!! |
| A magic-om
gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change
in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...? |
mein ne
use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga |
| Itne
kamjor ho gaye teri judai se,Itne kamjor ho gaye teri judai se.... Ki
saala ek din macchar hi utha le gaya charpai se.....
|
Mistakes
are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to
success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
|
If ever un
ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from.... |
When i
fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when
i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE,
THAKUR! |
| Winter
comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you
will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n
again.... |
Aapki
smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma
sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya....
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| Kitne
haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein
chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
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Tum hoti
to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss
baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo
kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
| Chand pe
kali ghata to aati to hogi,Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi.Tum laakh
chupao duniya se magar,Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi.... |
Bhagwan ke
naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1
kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika
free dega |
| Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... | Baithe
tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar
dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
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| Keep in
touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be
broken. |
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so
high, sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me
up and say HI |
| Our Dosti
is Like
|
When I was
born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil
said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! .... |
| 3 tips to
break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just
drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . . |
Fill in
the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must... |
| Mere
Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS
chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...
|
Do U know
the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly.... |
| teri
mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo
bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai.... |
If any
beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead.... |
| Count many
star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good
Morning... |
Tum hoti
to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss
baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo
kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!! |
| Manzil ki
taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane
do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE. |
Jab tum
aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum
door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!! |
Who said
english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid.... |
AGAR APKO
LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP
PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE. |
Take a
bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the
mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor... |
12 Sardar
12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall
mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
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| Maine Kaha
Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise
Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
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Macchar ne
jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon
tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi
khoon tha |
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all flowers are nice and sweet but they have
no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai..... |
Jaise lohe
ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta
hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
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| Aapke hi
charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye
koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka
tyohaar hai... |
Khuda kare
tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko
teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka
pyar mile... |
| Majnu ko
Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala
hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar
mein. |
Life is
difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up
straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....
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| If ur
world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do
u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
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Ek aap ho
ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai
ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho |
| A begger
came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas
paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek
maangi thi bhikhai nahi...
|
Mujh mein
aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere
ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
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| Ramlila se
hanuman tha farar,role k liya fit kia 1 sardar. jo tha bahut hi
kamal,ped se chalang mar ka bola |
larste
huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh
rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua |
|
Last night I dreamt that I
was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he
smiled & said, |
woo bhi kia din thye jab
lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras
kae.. |
| Pyar na
rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat
rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... |
Yaad hai
wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron
se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba.... |
| Khat likh
raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
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Safar lamba hai dost
banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye
costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
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|
har khushi koe teri taraf moor
doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery
ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
|
Muskurajat tumhi se
milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse
ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai
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Sitaron ke aage bhi
koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare
hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
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Jab jab ghire badal
teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir
bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
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Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi
der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena, Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-) |
Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana
hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua... |
|
Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE. |
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai, Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai! |
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Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye |
Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi, Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le, Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi. |
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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna. |
Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein
piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga |
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tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho
,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere
favourite ho
|
Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar
chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti
thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
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Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte
rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye
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Din mein diya jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya, e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti, Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya. |
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Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki
choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche, khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe... "Abe gadhe ab utrega kese". (From: Sayyed Azeem) |
Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi,
sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se ,
magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
(From: Anupam Tewari) |
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tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai
chalo teeno movie chalen
|
jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon
ko choom lu jee chahata hei kee tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu.
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya
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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune
kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham
chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh
Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
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Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili
aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main
dub jaoon Splash !
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Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh
aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?
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Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai.
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor
ke sath ! ab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath Kyon ki use kal
shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
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lal diwar par chune se likha tha
ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana
mana hai.
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TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA
TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO
JAI.
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woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke
us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur
aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh
bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke
is par thi
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu
yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah!
wah! wah!
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Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene
ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari
neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne
muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta
by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!
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kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox
ke daag hote. kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote.
chand to tu hai hi sitaare bhee saaath hote !!!
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ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap
mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka
baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
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Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai,
sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka
bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat
agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
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Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai,
Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se
to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti |
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After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat
nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!
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Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani
peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.
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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub
bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
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Use karte hein make-up ka daba roze
kiyun? Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain chailaa roze kiyun? Mummy tum to
kehti thee Eid to kab kee gaye Phir Parosan se gale miltay hain Papa
roze kiyun?
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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze
khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
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Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon
ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
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Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi
Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza
khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
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Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta
hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar
maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do 30)Yeh
tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya
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Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na
Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke'
Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. Aur khuda tumse puche.. 'Abe
gadhe... ab utrega kaise '
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye
tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke
kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki
meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
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(you will enjoy this one if you
remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier
Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
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Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main
yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
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Dil Logi, Ke Jaan Logi Meri Jaan Set
Hone main Kitna Time Logi
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Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar
dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane
pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar
dekha hai
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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare
Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha
Hai (another version)
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Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe
kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha
hai.
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Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne
Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati
samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
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Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya,
Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
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Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke
jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main
100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain
teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se
phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai
Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
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Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho
gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
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Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota
hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.
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Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar
jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to
dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!
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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda,
Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
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Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to
teri yaad me tarapna mila.
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Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar
yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.
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Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko,
Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.
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Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu
ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.
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Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida
na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.
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Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein
kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam.
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Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue
hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum
se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki
khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay.
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Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana
yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.
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Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki
tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
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Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki,
Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.
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Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta
Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
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Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main
Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
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In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To
Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi
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Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To
Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale
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Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne
Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
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Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu
Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain
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Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti
Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se
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Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil
Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
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In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise
Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto
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Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us
ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad
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Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai
Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
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Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri
yaadon ka ek samundar hai
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Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na
sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
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Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar
zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki
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Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main
taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
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Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair
ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho
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Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab
hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum
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Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main
Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi
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Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait
Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi
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Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na
Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi
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Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta
hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai
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Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin
hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke
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Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen
Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai
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Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani
O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain
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Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki
Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna
Kaun Karey
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Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam |
In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum
Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain
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Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal
Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana
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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata
Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain
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Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se
Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
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Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne
Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti
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Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham
Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney
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Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin
hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum
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Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar
karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta
hai...
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Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath
chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
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Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne
mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya
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Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare,
Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare
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Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi
qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
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Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke
pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye
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Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil
mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay
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Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki
tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
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Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab
hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum
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Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to
hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
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Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay
Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain
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Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko
pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
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Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye
khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho
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Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin
hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin hain hum
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Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main
taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
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Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate
hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain
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