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YEH AISA MSG HE JISE
BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE
KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN |
MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA
YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI
AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA |
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PYAAR KIA THA YEH SOCH KER
KI MERI KASHTI IS JIVEN ROOPI SAMUNDER SY PAAR HOGI |
MARNA HO AGAR KISIKO MARDO
EHSAAN SE,KYA MILEGA AGAR KISIKO MARDOGE JAAN SE ,JAAN KA MARA HUA
DUSHMAN BANJAYEGA JAAN KA,SAR UTHA NAHI SAKTA MARA HUA EHSAAN KA.! |
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Monday went on Tuesday 2
Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that
Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday... |
zindagi ek saaz hai aapki
dosti pe hame naaz hai kitni mohabbat hai aap mein aur hum mein ye hum
dono mein ek raaz hai |
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Q: Why the math book
always upset ? A: because it has a lot of problems. |
Every king was once a
helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It’s not where
r u today, but where u’ll reach that counts... Gud Day!
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I believe that GOD above
created u for me to love... HE picked u out from all the rest...because
HE know Ill Love u the best... |
No Toothbrush No Tea No
Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning |
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A true friend is not like
the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend is like the Air.
Sometimes silent but always around you. |
close ur eyes and move,
yeah move ahead.... turn right walk and turn around until you are before
the mirror. Once you asked me about my life...!! Open your eyes and you
can see it yourself....... |
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Thand hawa, Dhagal Aakash,
Dhukyat Dongar aani Maticha Suwas... Garmagaram Bhaji... Kadak Chaha
Chimb Bhijayala tayar raha... Pahilya Pawsachya Shubhechchaa..!!! |
tu dhoka tera pyar hai
dhoka te dhoka teri har baat tu jhuti teri gal hai jhuti te jhute tere
jajbaat pyar kare jo koi tere nal na rakhe sach di aas apneia nu chad
hoi gairan di e hi rakhe yaad
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Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon
me na rakhenge kadam . . . Aaj ke baad ... ... ...Kyonki kichad bahot ho
jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. |
Maine tere liye hi saat
rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go to sleep and see
what i have chosen for YOU..... Good Night |
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Ek baar ek tut hue taare
ko dekha to dil se awwaz aayi ki maang le aaj kuch apne liye jab kuch
manga to dil se fir awaaz aayi ki jo khud tut raha hai wo kaise puri
karega fariyad koi..... |
Jab aapka sms aata hai, to
mere rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kamp jata hai, dil mai gudgudi
si hoti hai. Stupid yeh aapkakasoor nahi hai, mera mobile vibrater per
hota hai. |
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I believe that GOD above
created u for me to love... HE picked u out from all the rest...because
HE know Ill Love u the best... |
When I first saw you i was
afraid to meet you. When i first meet you i was afraid to like you. and
now that i like you i am afraid to love you. Now that i love you i am
afraid to lose you.
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ice is cream, Luv is a
dream but out friendship is evergreen, Dont make friends before
understanding & dont break a friendship after miss understanding..
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Nurse-
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Life is 4 u, death is 4
me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being
lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
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Aaj ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek
Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur
Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo... Aaj
Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !! |
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sona hay hichki jab ati
hay tu koi yad karta hay agar is bat main zara si bhi haqeqat hya tu na
mumkin hay k tumhari hicki aik pal bhi rokti ho
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kudrat ke karishme me agar
raat na hoti..... to khaboo me aap se mulakaat na hoti. har marj ki
wajha ye dil to hai . ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti... |
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KNOW ABOVE ALL,LOVE EACH
OTHER DEEPLY,BECAUSE LUV COVERS OVER A MULTITUDE OF SINS. |
Monsoon Rain or Summer
Heat, Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is
Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat.
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Maut ek bekhabar saathin
hai jo bewafa nahi hoti,Yeh to woh hasina hai jo kabhi ruswa nahi
hoti... Zindagi ke bharam me kyon jalta hai tanha,Zindagi ki yahi to
haqiqat hoti.. |
Tumne na suni dhadkan
hamari ,Humne mehsus ki har saans tumhari.... Itne karib ho kar bhi door
ho,Bas yahi hai majburi hamari....
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dua hai iss chhote dil ki,
zindgi ki har bahar teri ho, na aaye kabhi gam ka tufaan, har khushi,
har chandni teri ho... |
Umar tumse kabhi muh na
mode,Waqt tera saath kabhi na chode.... Zindagi ke safar me ae dost
mere,Koi kabhi tera dil na tode....
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Abhi abhi to pyaar ka
computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files
daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka
password to batao Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain Roz raat ko
aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe
nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main
tere baap ka virus aataa hai Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare
dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna
main kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Aap
jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to
copy paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
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Tumse mila main kal to,
mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file
not found! Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I dont like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya |
Reality about Bruce Lee.
Enjoy ....... 1) What is Bruce Lees favourite vegetable? -- |
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi
aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath
marain gay Ab rooth gaya hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
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nigahen nigaho se mila ke
to dekho, kabhi kisi ko apna bana ke to dekho, dur ho jayegi is duniya
se pani ki samasya, ek hafte bina pani ke naha ke to dekho.
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One sikh man who does not
know english was taking a sun bath a woman came to him asking |
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A friend is a push when u
hav stopped...a chat when u r lonely...a guide when u r searching...a
smile when u r sad...& a song when u r glad... |
U know, What is the
Diffrence between U and Blood, Blood Comes to the Heart and goes
outside, But U come in to My Heart and Stay there |
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Wash ur face...wash ur
feet...now its time to fall asleep...ur eyes r weak & mouth cant
speak...so, lets hope the night shall be nice & sweet...GOOD NIGHT |
No matter the sky is black
or blue...no matter theres star or moon...as long as ur heart is
true...sweet dreams will come to u...GOOD NIGHT |
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In hasino se rasme wafa
aur dil lagana sarasar bhool hai.... Jis din yeh ikrar kar le mohabbat
ka samajh lena us din april fool hai...
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Think of difficult people
as sandpaper,They may rub & scratch u painfully... But ull end up smooth & polished,And the sandpaper ends....Good Morning.... |
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Friendship is like a
book,It takes few seconds to burn but it takes years to print.... So
print it carefully & never let it burn!!!!Good Morning....
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SPACE seems like an empty
word... But its full of |
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U r sweet as GIN,As hard
as RUM,Warm as BRANDY,Exotic as WINE,Clear as VODKA,Mature as
WHISKY,Refreshing as BEER,And special as CHAMPAGNE.... Oye tu banda hai
ya Daaru ka Theka...!!!
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Wife is a
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Smile to old means
respect,Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile
means mental,Still smiling!!!Confirmed...
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Khud pe bharosa hai to
KHUDA tere saath hai,Apno pe bharosa hai to har DUA tere saath hai...
Zindagi se kabhi mat darnaae DOST,Tera yeh DOST sada tere saath hai....
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() (()) |: :| Be a candle,Be a light,Be a twinkle in the dark,Be a hope,Be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart.... |
AGE OF DRINKS... 1 To
3=MILK... 3 To 8=CERELAC... 9 To 13=HORLICKS... 14 To 25=BEER... 26 To
40=OLDMONK... 41 To 60=TONIC... After 60 Anytime GANJAGAL...
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chala ja msg tu ban ke
GULAB hogi dosti sachi to ayega javab, nahi to samajh jayege hum bhi ke
kya hua nahi hoga vaqat hamare liye unke pass......... |
Lots of ants were on my
cell I was even more wondering that how can ants come to know that my
cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....
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kitney ajeeb rishtey hey
yaha pe do pal miltey sath sath chaltey hain jab moor aye bach ke
nikaltey hain yaha sab apni dhun mey deewani hain karey wahi jo un dil
maney, sab key laboo par apney taraney hain lejaye nasseb kis ko kaha pe
khaboo ki ye dunya hain khawboo mey he rehna hain |
Jab hum roya karenge,teri
yaad sanjoya karenge.jab hum soya krenge,tujhe yaad kiya karenge. Agar
hum mar bhi to kya hua, YAMRAAJ k mobile se SMS karenge. |
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Ek pal mein tumhe 100 baar
Yaad karte hain, Har janam tera hi saath rahe bas yehi Fariyaad karte
hain |
A union of 2 hearts, A
meeting of 2 minds , Its a cherished gift from heaven that every loving
hearts dreaming of.. THAT |
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MUMKIN HO APSE TO BHULA
DIJIYE GA MUJHE PATHAR PE HON LAKEER MITA DIGIYE GA MUJHE HAR ROZ MUJH
SE HAI TAZA SIKAYAT APKO MAIN KIYA HON EK BAR BATA DIGIYE GA MUJHE
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let the sun rise everyday
for u!let it shine for u!ask the moon to accompany u!lat all the roses
blush for u!with a little wish to u. |
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Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya
nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai
ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
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Open wid love muje tumse
kuch kehna he wahi baat jo dil ko chu jai wahi pyar ke 3 akshar 3 golden
words SUDHAR JA NALAYAK......Hehe |
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Wo to majborioon main
lipti hain Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main Apney ander chhupi ek
aurat main Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain Na to jeeti hain na to marti
hain Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain Apne
reeti or rawajoon se Any waley naye azaboon se Zardurat main khily
ghulaboon se Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi
hot Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apney pyaar se apney saye se Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se Apni
khowahish se apni kushioon se Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas
sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi
tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga
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EXAMS are like
GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too
much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always ATKT........
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pyar me aakhe zuban hoti
hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard mile to kaisa
ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai aapke dilmein kya hai bata
dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
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All mornings are like
Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to
brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day... G@@D
M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..
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dosti se aaj pyaar
sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda se kya
tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai |
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My frendship is like
sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all
you will get is only sweetness! |
mausam mast hai mahaul
jabardast hai apne apne kam me sdab vyast hai sochs phone karo pata
chala is route ki sab line wyast hai. |
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system of love
janurary..rose feb....perpose mareh..gift april...lift may....chating
june......dating july.....miss you aug....kiss you sep.....anger
octo.....dangear nove....Left DEC....NEXT |
dekha mere sms ka
kamal,ghanti baji, bandar ne cell uthaya,ab chipku bandar sms path rah
hai,ab sur khjake soch raha hai ki ye sms kise forward karu? |
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shama jis aag me jalti hai
numaish ke liye usi aag me ham gumnaam se jal jaate hain,jab bhi aata
hai tera naam mere naam ke saath jane kyun log mere naam se jal jate
hain. |
dosti se aaj pyaar
sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda se kya
tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai.. |
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Smile is a language of
love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of livelihood &
Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep smiling |
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These r d wonderful pairs
in the world Hearts & beats…… Night & moon…… Birds & songs……. Roses &
love…… U & ur smile …… So keep smiling..
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Khawabon me aanewale tera
shukriya, dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya..kaun karta hai is zamane
main kisi se dosti itni hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya. |
ladkiyaan aise hoti
hai.........• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish
kiya You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS...HA HA HA |
hum hyderabad waloon ka
kehna hai ladkyun se ........• Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan
kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye
us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan
kehtay hai |
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Dosti ka jawab pyaar se
dena....Mohabbat ka jawab Shadi se dena... Eet ka jawab Pathar se
dena.....par e dost mere SMS ka jawab CALL se hi dena.....I am waiting.. |
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte
hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai. |
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Birth is the |
Its not an achievement to
make 1000s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000s years. |
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Dil kisi ka dukhana nahi
chayie, dard me muskurana nahi chayie, yeh dosti ka rishta hota bahut
madhur hai, ise kabhi bhi bhulana nahi chayie. |
sometimes my mind ask why
?i missu? why i love u ?why i care 4 u? why i remember u? why i sms
u?then my haert aswers ,coz u are so special 2 me. |
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With passing years,
Friends must scatter; But when hearts are loyal, Distance does not
matter...... |
Smile is a language of
love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of livelihood &
Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep smiling... |
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sweet haert is a special
word for (Love) Love is a special word for (Care) Care is a special word
for (Freind) Friend is a special word only for u. |
SMILE > S : SETS U FREE M
: MAKE U SPL I : INCREASE UR FACE VALUE E: ERASE UR TENSIONS SO KIP
SMILING ITS SUITS U... |
when the night
comes...look at the sky...if u see a falling star...dont wonder
why...just make a wish...itll come true...bcoz I did it and found u... |
a gun can kill some1, fire
can burn some1, wind can chill, anger can rage, but the power of ur
smile can heal a frozen heart...so, keep smiling |
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Majburi hamari woh jaan na
sake,Farmaano ko hamare woh maan na sake.... Woh kehte hain hume woh mar
ke bhi chahenge,Jeete ji hume jo pehchaan na sake.... |
Life end when you stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, Love ends when you stop caring, Friendship ends when u stop sharing so keep in touch. |
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hum SMS karte hai tyo wo
samajhte hain ki mujhe aadat hai paisa udane ki, lekin wo nadan kya
samjhe ki ye bhi ek ada hai rishte nibhane ki. |
Oss ki bunde phulon ko
bhiga rahi hai,Suraj ki kirne ek tazgi jaga rahi hai.... Ho jaiye aap
bhi in me shaamil,Ek pyari si subah aapko neend se jaga rahi hai...Good
Morning... |
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U R ACCENT OF MY LIFE.
ALTO OF MY DREAMS.IKON OF MY EYE. INDICA OF MY JOY.ZEN OF MY
TOUGHT.LANCER OF MY HEART. SIMPLY UR TRAFFIC JAM OF MY HEART. |
Nikalte hain aansoo jab
mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti... Teri jaan ki
kasam jab tu na yaad aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti |
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Woh maut bhi kya rangeen
hogi,Laash ke paas agar ladkiyaan hasin hongi... Lipatkar royengi woh
humse,Wah re KHUDA upar ladki aur neeche zameen hogi.... |
Har rishta mila virasat mein,Phir dosti kyon alag se banai.... Kyonki baaki rishte banaye KHUDA ne,Aur dosti khud KHUDA ki parchai hai..... |