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JANAZA ROKKAR WO MUZE IS
ANDAZ SE BOLE... GALI HUMNE KAHI THI ...AAP TO DUNIYA CHOD CHALE...! |
mana hum itne SWEET nahi,
k diabetes ho jaye. nahi itne SALTY k BP badh jaye, nahi itne TASTY k
habit ban jaye, aur hum itne KADWE bhi nahi k yaad hi naa aaye..... |
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din gujar gaya hai
intejaar mai , raat gujar gayi intejaar mai , Naya saal mubark ho aapko
, 2005 beet gaya aapke |
New Year is the time to
unfold new horizons & realize new dreams, to rediscover the strength &
faith within u, to rejoice in simple pleasures & gear up 4 a new
challenges. Wishin u a truly fulfilling 2006
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if wealth is lost nothing
is lost,if health is lost something is lst if character is lost
everything is lost |
Maine khuda se ek duwa
mangi....duwa me khuda se apni maut mangi....khuda na kaha tujhe maut de
to doon....magar tere us humdard ka kya karoon jisne teri lambi umar ki
duwa mangi.... |
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Nobody teaches Sun to
rise,Fish to swim,birds to fly,Plant to grow,Child to cry,& Nobody
teaches a heart to choose a friend like U....Good Night...
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Suni Jindagi me halchal si
mehsoos hui Bejaan dil ki aaj dhadkan mehsus hui Jane aaj kyu aisa laga
Shayad aapki kami mehsoos hui
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Sun glows for a day,Candle
for an hour,Matchstick for a minute,But a good day can glow forever,So
start ur day with a smile...Good Morning....
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The Breez has awaknd,The
earth & Sun has coloured our world.The birds have added melody to the
morning & I hope I m not late to wish U Good Morning..
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Hotho ki zuban mere aansu
kehte hain,Chup rehte hain phir bhi behte hain...In aansu ki kismat
dekho,Yeh unke liye behte hai jo aankho me rehte hain...
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A baby fish asked her
mother:Why cant we live on earth?Mother fish replied:-Earth is not the place for fish,Its made for selfish.... |
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u r from earth,i am from
moon,u r human being but i am not cartoon i just want to say good
morning |
Jab koi khayal dil se
takrata hai,Dil na chah kar bhi khamosh reh jata hai...Koi sab kuch
kehkar pyar jatata hai,Koi kuch na kehkar bhi sab bol jata hai...
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LOVE IS A SECOND LIFE IT
GROWS INTO WARMS EVERY VEIN AND BEATS IN EVERY PULSE |
duriya bohut hain par itna
tum samajlo ke pas rehe kar bhi koi rista khas nehi hota, Aap meri dil
ke itne pass ho ki duriyo ka ehesas nehi hota ( |
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My heart problem has
reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options
left....I.C.U or ...............U C me. |
On this cold cold nite,in
My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy
& DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe |
Whnever i miss u.. I wont
luk 4 u in my dreams.. or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.. I jst put my
right hand across my chest and ill feel u.......... |
press down 4ur NEW YEAR
gift Dil kar raha hai K zor se thappad maru Aaj kya NEW YEAR hai? nahi
na? toh GIFT kyu? |
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V Never Have What V Like,
V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,Luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get
What V Luv, OR Luv What V Have. Thats LIFE
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Treat life as a sea, heart
as a seashore and friends like waves. It never matters how many waves
are there? What matters is which one touches the seashone
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Difficulties in ur life do
not come to destroy u,But to help u realize ur hidden potential... Let
difficulties know that ur difficult...Good Morning...
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Yaado me hum rahen ye
ehsaas rakhna,Nazaron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna...Ye nahi kehte ki
saath raho,Door sahi par yaad rakhna...Good Morning...
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G-o to Bed O-ff the light
O-ut of tension D-reams come N-ice sleep I-gnore worries G-et up earlier
H-ave nice thought T-hank the GOD..
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Palkon me qaid kuch sapne
hain,Kuch begane kuch apne hain.. Na jane kya kashish hai,Khyaalon me
aap dur hokar bhi kitne apne hain....
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U know ur one smile can
kill 1000s of...Save the world ..Start brushing from today itself... Good Morning ..Have a nice day... |
In life do the
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Smile is a language of
love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of livelihood &
Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep smiling...Have a
smiling Day... |
Life is a rope that swings us through hope,Always believe today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today...Good Morning... |
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Na dil se hota hai na
dimaag se hota hai,Yeh pyaar to ittefaaq se hota hai...Aur kya kahein
pyaar karke bhi pyaar na mile yeh itefaaq sirf hamare hi saath hota
hai.... |
Likho to paigam kuch aisa
likho ki kalam bhi rone ko majbur ho gaye... Har lafz me dard itna bhar
do ki examiner bhi pass karne ko majbur ho jaye....
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Life is like cotton dont make it heavier by sinking it in sorrow of water...But make it lighter by letting it blow in the joy of air.... |
I am going away from ur
life,I wont come into ur life any more...Yes I m gona die within few days,I dont know if u r happy or sad... Urs lovingly..Year:--2005.... |
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Kabhi Jazbaat To Kabhi
Yaaden Ko Dafan Kartey Hai, Kabhi Ansu To Kabhi Dard Piya Kartey Hai,
Mohtaz To Nahi Hum Phir Bhi Tere SMS Ka.... Intezar Kiya Kartey Hai.....
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JIS WAQT TUMKO KHUDA NE
BANAYA HOGA, USKO BHI SUROOR CHHAYA HOGA.. SOCHA HOGA KI TUMKO JANNAT ME
BHEJEIN, FIR USKO ZOO KA KHAYAL AAYA HOGA..
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| Jinko aayi na nibhani mohabbat woh kya kisi ko aabad karenge... Uth kar royenge raato ko tab,Jab pyar mera woh yaad karenge... |
Mili jo nazare to pyar ho
jayega,Aankho hi aankho mein ikrar ho jayega..Agar phir tuta dil
humara,To kasam se phir kabhi na jud payega....
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Bin tere jab bhi raat hoti
hai,Deewaron se hi baat hoti hai... Sannata puchhta hai sawaal humse, |
Did u know that tears can
sometime be more special than smiles?For smiles can be given to any one
but tears are only shed for people we dont want to lose... |
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Bhool se kabhi hamein bhi
yaad kiya karo..., Pyaar nahi to Shikaayat hi kiya karo...; Itna bhi
geir na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo..., Call nahi to Mis-Call hi diya
karo..!!! |
U r my sona, i dont want u khona, i want a place in your heart hona, AT LEAST EK SMS TO KARONA Otherwise i will start rona |
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tum kehte ho tumse pyaar
karna chod de,tum kehte ho tum se pyaar karna chod de,tum tho mere dil
mai basse ho kya ab is dil se kahe dhadkana chod de. |
Were born alone,we live alone,we die alone.Only through our love and frndship can we create the illusion 4 the momnt tht were nt alone |
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patthar ko itna na pujo ki
woh devta ban jaye ,kise ko itna na chaho ki woh bewafa ban jaye. |
what is love? dont ask the
person who loves some1 but ask the person who have lost some1. |
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dil diya aitbaar ki hadh
thi jaan di tere pyar ki hadh thi marr gayen hum phir bhi khuli thi
aakhen kyun ki unme tumharen intzaar ki hadh thi |
GIETE HAIN SHEH SAWAR HI
MAIDANE JUNG MAIN, WO TIFL KYA GIREGA JO GUTHNO KE BAL CHALA HAI. |
If yesterday didnt end up the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a new 1! D Best is yet 2 come!! |
AANKHO ME MEHFOOJ RAKHANA
SITARE,AB DOOR TALK SIRF RAAT HOGI.... MUSAFIR HUM BHI HAIN, MUSAFIR TUM
BHI HO,SHAYAD KISI MOD PAR PHIR MULAQAT HOGI....! |
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usne dekha hi nahi apni
hatheli ko kabhi, usme dhundli si meri lakeer bhi to hai |
V Never Have What V Like,
V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,Luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get
What V Luv, OR Luv What V Have. Thats LIFE |
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Life spent with some1 4 a
lifetime may B A meaningless but a few moments spent with some1 who
REALL LUVS U means more then a life it self...
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Is subahki tanhaie se, Is
dardki gehrayie se, Ye dil kuch baat kar raha hai... zara Samjho in
Fizaoun ki jubanko, Aaj fir tumhe koi yaad kar RAHA HAI
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some broken hearts may
never mend , some memories may never fade, some wet tears may never dry
but my love 4 u will never die |
If yesterday didn't end up
the way You planned, just remember, God Created Today for u 2 start a
new 1! D Best is yet 2 come!! |
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Rait par naam kabhi likhte
nahi, rait par likhe naam kabhi tiktey nahi,log kehte hain ki hum pathar
dil hain,lekin patharon par likhe naam kabhi mitte nahi |
Suraj paas ho na ho,
Roshni aaspas rehti hai, Dost paas ho na ho, Dosti aas pas rehti hai,
Waise hi aap paas ho na ho, aapki Yaadein hamesha paas rehti hai!
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Know wat makes me happy
wen u MSG me? Not ur jokes or Sweet MSGS But ur NAME that
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Please Open Ur Eyes! So
The SUN Can Rise, Flowers Can Blossom, Birds Can Sing, Bcoz All are
Waiting to See Ur Beautiful SMILE in Ur Face.... & say GOOD MORNING |
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Be Optic in (HEART) Be
Dynamic in (THOUGHT) Be Static in (MIND) Be Electric in (CHARACTER) The
U wil be (MAGNETIC) EVERYWHERE....
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Jo yeh SMS padhraha hai
woh Smart, Intelligent, Cute, Adorable, Sweet.......! Nahi hai to kya
Hua Jo yeh SMS bhej rahah hai woh to hai.
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MORNING is a GODs way of Saying : |
Feeling Bored? THINK OF
ME, Feeling Sad? CALL ME, Feeling Lonely? C ME, Feeling Sleepy? DREAM
ME, My name is SELF-CONFIDENCE NEVER LOOSE IT.
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love is HEAT,but very
SWEET when 4 LIPS meet then LOVE is complete |
EK PAL MAIN USNE HAMARI
ZINDAGI SAWARDI, EK PAL MAIN USNE HAMARI ZINDAGI UJAD DI, KASOOR HAMARA
SIRF ITNA THA KE, IN DO PLAON MAIN HUMNE SARI ZINDAGI GUZAARDI. |
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• Koi ankhon se baat kar
leta hai, Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai, Bada mushkil hota hai
jawab dena, Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.
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Dedicate time 2 enjoy, its
d secret of youth. Dedicate time 4 ur friends, its d path 2 happiness.
Dedicate time 2 love n b loved., its 2 source of joy n satisfaction.
HELLO !!!! |
V Never Have What V Like,
V Never Like What V Have, Still V Live,Luv N Hope That Sum Day Vll Get What V Luv, OR Luv What V Have. Thats LIFE..... |
When God opened the window
of Murcy, He asked me What is your wish 4 today? I said |
L()ve Is Just Like Life...
Its N()t Always Easy-- And It D()esnt Always Bring Happiness.... Wel V D()nt St()p Living, S() Why Sh()uld V St()p LUVING! |
What Is LUV???? Those Who
Dont Like It -- Call It R E S P O N S I B I L I T Y..., 1 Those Who Play It -- Call It G A M E..., Those Who Dont Have It-- Call It D E S T I N Y.... |
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I Luv My Eyes When U Luk
Into Them, I Luv My Name When U say It, I luv My Heart When U Luv It, I
Luv My Life When U R A Part Of It. |
Kabhi Jazbaat To Kabhi
Yaaden Ko Dafan Kartey Hai, Kabhi Ansu To Kabhi Dard Piya Kartey Hai,
Mohtaz To Nahi Hum Phir Bhi Tere SMS Ka.... Intezar Kiya Kartey Hai..... |
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Dekhi Hazaro Mehifle Par
Ye Fiza Kuch Aur Hai, Jalwa Dekhe Hai Hazaro Magar AAPKI Ada Kuch Aur
Hai, Waise To Hazaro JAAM Hai Par AAPKE SMS Ka Nasha Kuch Aur Hai. |
GOD has 4 gifts 4 U -- A
Key 4 Every Problem, A light 4 Every Shadow, A plan 4 Every 2morrow & A
joy 4 Every Sorrow. ENJOY GODs GIFT 4EVER. |
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Sukhe Hue Phool Jab Kitabo
Mein Mil Jayenge, Bhool Se Phir Hum Tumhe Yaad Aayenge, Ehasaas Hoga
Hamari Chahat Ka, Jab Dur Bahut Hum Tumse Chale Jayenge. |
Jawaab To Mil Jate hai,
Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo.... Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi
Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo |
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Har Baat Zuban Se Keh Du
Yeh Zaruri To Nahi, Umar Guzri Hai Aadhi Puri To Nahi, Door Zarur Hai
Aapki Nigahon Se. Par Dil Ki Dil Se Doori To Nahi.... |
Yu Dur Rahekar Duriya
Badhaya Nahi Karte. Apno Ko Kabhi Sataya Nahi Karte, Har Waqt Jise
Tumhara Khayal Ho, Usay Apnie Awaz Ke Liye Tadpaya Nahi Karte... |
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some broken hearts may
never mend , some memories may never fade, some wet tears may never dry
but my love 4 u will never die |
Nigahe dar pe lagi he,ort
udas bethe he,tere aane ki lekar aas bethe he,yunhi nahi tez hui
dhadkan,aisa lagata he ki aap mere pass bethe he |
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Apne inbox ko hamesha saja
ke rakhna,Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna.... Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai
hamara SMS,Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna.... |
phool to bohut hai, magar
ghulab jaisa koi nahin, dost to bohut hai, magar gudiya jaisa koi nahin!!
I miss u gudiya |
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Morning Time-A cup of hot
hello,A plate of crispy wishes,a spoon of sweet smiles & a slice of
great success specially for u...Enjoy the day!!!Good morning!!!....
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Knock!!!Knock!!! May I
come into ur world???i bring no flowers,No cakes,But wishes to keep U
fresh,Prayer to keep u healthy,And love to keep u smiling...Good
Morning.... |
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Ther are two eternities
that can really break u down,Yesterday & Tomorrow... One is gone & other
does not exist!!!So live today only....Good Morning....
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If i could be any part of
U Id be ur tear,To be conceived in ur heart born in ur eyes... Live on ur cheeks and die on ur lips..... |
Love knows no reasons love
knows no lies,love defies all reasons love has no eyes... But love is
not blind,Love sees all but doesnt mind..... |
We are close enough to
tell each other what we feel about our relationship... I can sum up our
relationship in those three words....U Are Lucky....
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Smile in pleasure & in
pain, Smile when trouble pours like a rain, Smile when some1 hurts u,
Smile bcoz some1 still wants 2 c u SMILING !! |
Money says EARN me
lot,Time says PLAN me lot,Flower says LOVE me lot,Study says LEARN me
lot,SMS says SEND me lot,& I say REMEMBER me lot... |
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Why do couples hold hands
during their wedding day?.?.?.?.... It is just a formality, like two
boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins ! |
U can b a DOCTOR & save
lives, a LAWYER & defend lives, a SOLDIER & protect lives, or simply b
the U who TOUCHES lives. |
An ideal day should begin
with a cute little yawn on ur face!A cup of coffee in ur hand And a
message from me on ur mobile!!!Hope uve had all the three!!!Good Morning.... |
S O R R Y S O R R Y S O R
R Y S O R R Y S O R R Y Dont get confused.Arey Baba SORRY means S:SOME O:ONE IS R:REALLY R:REMEMBERING Y:YOU |
Be a diode to remove thoughts.... |
Life is like cotton-Dont make it heavier by sinking it in Water of Sorrow.But make it lighter by letting it blow in the Wind of Joy!!!.... |
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Dreams visit us when we r
asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every
chance to make our dreams come true! Gud Morning
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Apne inbox ko hamesha saja
ke rakhna,Sabke SMS zara hata kar rakhna.... Kabhi bhi aa sakta hai
hamara SMS,Inbox mein jagah banakar rakhna....
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