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YEH AISA MSG HE JISE BEWAQOOF PERHTE HEIN. NALAIK DOSRON KO FARWARD KERTE HEIN, GADHE DELETE KERTE HEIN AUR PAGAL SAVE KERLETE HEIN AAP KIA KERNE WALE HEIN
 
MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA
 
PYAAR KIA THA YEH SOCH KER KI MERI KASHTI IS JIVEN ROOPI SAMUNDER SY PAAR HOGI LAKIN MUGH KYA PATA THA MERI MEHBUBA BEWFAI KY GHODY PER SWAAR THI
 
MARNA HO AGAR KISIKO MARDO EHSAAN SE,KYA MILEGA AGAR KISIKO MARDOGE JAAN SE ,JAAN KA MARA HUA DUSHMAN BANJAYEGA JAAN KA,SAR UTHA NAHI SAKTA MARA HUA EHSAAN KA.!
 
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...
 
zindagi ek saaz hai aapki dosti pe hame naaz hai kitni mohabbat hai aap mein aur hum mein ye hum dono mein ek raaz hai
 
Q: Why the math book always upset ? A: because it has a lot of problems.
 
Every king was once a helpless baby & every great structure once a blueprint... It’s not where r u today, but where u’ll reach that counts... Gud Day!
 
I believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out from all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...
 
No Toothbrush No Tea No Breakfast No Ssnnan No Gods Pooja No No No No No No Sabse Pehle Apun Ka SMS Good Morning
 
A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend is like the Air. Sometimes silent but always around you. Good morning
 
close ur eyes and move, yeah move ahead.... turn right walk and turn around until you are before the mirror. Once you asked me about my life...!! Open your eyes and you can see it yourself.......
 
Thand hawa, Dhagal Aakash, Dhukyat Dongar aani Maticha Suwas... Garmagaram Bhaji... Kadak Chaha Chimb Bhijayala tayar raha... Pahilya Pawsachya Shubhechchaa..!!!
 
tu dhoka tera pyar hai dhoka te dhoka teri har baat tu jhuti teri gal hai jhuti te jhute tere jajbaat pyar kare jo koi tere nal na rakhe sach di aas apneia nu chad hoi gairan di e hi rakhe yaad
 
Arz kiya hai, Teri galiyon me na rakhenge kadam . . . Aaj ke baad ... ... ...Kyonki kichad bahot ho jata hai. Barsaat ke baad. HAPPY MONSOON
 
Maine tere liye hi saat rang ke sapne chune, sapne surile sapne..... So just go to sleep and see what i have chosen for YOU..... Good Night
 
Ek baar ek tut hue taare ko dekha to dil se awwaz aayi ki maang le aaj kuch apne liye jab kuch manga to dil se fir awaaz aayi ki jo khud tut raha hai wo kaise puri karega fariyad koi.....
 
Jab aapka sms aata hai, to mere rom-rom machal jata hai, sara badan kamp jata hai, dil mai gudgudi si hoti hai. Stupid yeh aapkakasoor nahi hai, mera mobile vibrater per hota hai.
 
I believe that GOD above created u for me to love... HE picked u out from all the rest...because HE know Ill Love u the best...
 
When I first saw you i was afraid to meet you. When i first meet you i was afraid to like you. and now that i like you i am afraid to love you. Now that i love you i am afraid to lose you.
 
ice is cream, Luv is a dream but out friendship is evergreen, Dont make friends before understanding & dont break a friendship after miss understanding..
 
Nurse- Mubarak ho. Sardar ji.. Aap papa ban gaye ..Sardarji- Meri Wife ko nahi bolna.. Main usse surprise doonga..!
 
Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.
 
Aaj ... Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... . Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo... Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo... Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo... Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo... Kya Pata.... Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!
 
sona hay hichki jab ati hay tu koi yad karta hay agar is bat main zara si bhi haqeqat hya tu na mumkin hay k tumhari hicki aik pal bhi rokti ho
 
kudrat ke karishme me agar raat na hoti..... to khaboo me aap se mulakaat na hoti. har marj ki wajha ye dil to hai . ye dil na hota to koi baat na hoti...
 
KNOW ABOVE ALL,LOVE EACH OTHER DEEPLY,BECAUSE LUV COVERS OVER A MULTITUDE OF SINS.
 
Monsoon Rain or Summer Heat, Your friendship is the reason why I breathe. Tell me Dear, What is Sweet? Is that U or UR heart beat.
 
Maut ek bekhabar saathin hai jo bewafa nahi hoti,Yeh to woh hasina hai jo kabhi ruswa nahi hoti... Zindagi ke bharam me kyon jalta hai tanha,Zindagi ki yahi to haqiqat hoti..
 
Tumne na suni dhadkan hamari ,Humne mehsus ki har saans tumhari.... Itne karib ho kar bhi door ho,Bas yahi hai majburi hamari....
 
dua hai iss chhote dil ki, zindgi ki har bahar teri ho, na aaye kabhi gam ka tufaan, har khushi, har chandni teri ho...
 
Umar tumse kabhi muh na mode,Waqt tera saath kabhi na chode.... Zindagi ke safar me ae dost mere,Koi kabhi tera dil na tode....
 
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
 
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I dont like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya
 
Reality about Bruce Lee. Enjoy ....... 1) What is Bruce Lees favourite vegetable? -- Mu Lee 2) What does Bruce Lee like to have for lunch ? -- Tha Lee 3) What happens to the theatre once a Bruce Lee movie is over? -- Kha Lee 4) What is Bruce Lees sister-in-laws name? -- Saa Lee 5) Bruce Lees favourite breakfast? -- Id Lee 6) Bruce Lees favourite festival? -- Diwa Lee 7) Bruce Lees favourite Actress? -- Sona lee 8) Bruce Lees favourite Music? -- Qawa lee 9) What is Bruce Lees most interesting job? -- Coo Lee 10) When did Bruce Lee die? -- Final Lee 11) How did Bruce Lee die? -- with a Go Lee 12) What is Bruce Lees favourite hill station? -- Kulu Manna Lee
 
Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gaya hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya.
 
nigahen nigaho se mila ke to dekho, kabhi kisi ko apna bana ke to dekho, dur ho jayegi is duniya se pani ki samasya, ek hafte bina pani ke naha ke to dekho.
 
One sikh man who does not know english was taking a sun bath a woman came to him asking r u relaxing? he said no no i m banda singh another man came in and he asked same question r u relaxing he said no no i m banda singh 3 to 5 more people came asking same question he got annoyed he stood up and went away whiile he was going he found an american taking sun bath he asked him r u relaxing that man replied yaaaaaaaaah and sikh man started beating him and said to him stupid u r sitting over here and people r searching foru over there
 
A friend is a push when u hav stopped...a chat when u r lonely...a guide when u r searching...a smile when u r sad...& a song when u r glad...
 
U know, What is the Diffrence between U and Blood, Blood Comes to the Heart and goes outside, But U come in to My Heart and Stay there
 
Wash ur face...wash ur feet...now its time to fall asleep...ur eyes r weak & mouth cant speak...so, lets hope the night shall be nice & sweet...GOOD NIGHT
 
No matter the sky is black or blue...no matter theres star or moon...as long as ur heart is true...sweet dreams will come to u...GOOD NIGHT
 
In hasino se rasme wafa aur dil lagana sarasar bhool hai.... Jis din yeh ikrar kar le mohabbat ka samajh lena us din april fool hai...
 
Think of difficult people as sandpaper,They may rub & scratch u painfully... But ull end up smooth & polished,And the sandpaper ends....Good Morning....
 
Friendship is like a book,It takes few seconds to burn but it takes years to print.... So print it carefully & never let it burn!!!!Good Morning....

 

SPACE seems like an empty word... But its full of Special People Around Caring Endlessly.... Good Morning....
 
U r sweet as GIN,As hard as RUM,Warm as BRANDY,Exotic as WINE,Clear as VODKA,Mature as WHISKY,Refreshing as BEER,And special as CHAMPAGNE.... Oye tu banda hai ya Daaru ka Theka...!!!
 
Wife is a Received call,Neighbour girl is a Dialed Call,Aunty is Missed Call ,Lover is Waiting Call But Friendship is aFevicol....
 
Smile to old means respect,Smile to a child means innocence.... Smiling infront of mobile means mental,Still smiling!!!Confirmed...
 
Khud pe bharosa hai to KHUDA tere saath hai,Apno pe bharosa hai to har DUA tere saath hai... Zindagi se kabhi mat darnaae DOST,Tera yeh DOST sada tere saath hai....
 
() (()) |: :| Be a candle,Be a light,Be a twinkle in the dark,Be a hope,Be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart....
 
AGE OF DRINKS... 1 To 3=MILK... 3 To 8=CERELAC... 9 To 13=HORLICKS... 14 To 25=BEER... 26 To 40=OLDMONK... 41 To 60=TONIC... After 60 Anytime GANJAGAL...
 
chala ja msg tu ban ke GULAB hogi dosti sachi to ayega javab, nahi to samajh jayege hum bhi ke kya hua nahi hoga vaqat hamare liye unke pass.........
 
Lots of ants were on my cell I was even more wondering that how can ants come to know that my cell contains contact of sweet person like U.....
 
kitney ajeeb rishtey hey yaha pe do pal miltey sath sath chaltey hain jab moor aye bach ke nikaltey hain yaha sab apni dhun mey deewani hain karey wahi jo un dil maney, sab key laboo par apney taraney hain lejaye nasseb kis ko kaha pe khaboo ki ye dunya hain khawboo mey he rehna hain
 
Jab hum roya karenge,teri yaad sanjoya karenge.jab hum soya krenge,tujhe yaad kiya karenge. Agar hum mar bhi to kya hua, YAMRAAJ k mobile se SMS karenge.
 
Ek pal mein tumhe 100 baar Yaad karte hain, Har janam tera hi saath rahe bas yehi Fariyaad karte hain
 
A union of 2 hearts, A meeting of 2 minds , Its a cherished gift from heaven that every loving hearts dreaming of.. THATS LIFE.
 
MUMKIN HO APSE TO BHULA DIJIYE GA MUJHE PATHAR PE HON LAKEER MITA DIGIYE GA MUJHE HAR ROZ MUJH SE HAI TAZA SIKAYAT APKO MAIN KIYA HON EK BAR BATA DIGIYE GA MUJHE
 
let the sun rise everyday for u!let it shine for u!ask the moon to accompany u!lat all the roses blush for u!with a little wish to u.
 
Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta, Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta, Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar ki us ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.
 
Open wid love muje tumse kuch kehna he wahi baat jo dil ko chu jai wahi pyar ke 3 akshar 3 golden words SUDHAR JA NALAYAK......Hehe
 
Wo to majborioon main lipti hain Apney shiddat bharey khyaloon main Apney ander chhupi ek aurat main Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain Na to jeeti hain na to marti hain Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain Apne reeti or rawajoon se Any waley naye azaboon se Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se Pyaar kerti hain or chhupati hain Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot Kyuon ki majborioon main lepti hain Or her lamha darti rehti hain Apney pyaar se apney saye se Apney rishton se dil ki dharkan se Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!
 
Tumse doori ka ehsaas sataane lagaa, Tere saath guzaraa har lamha yaad aane laga, Jab bhi tujhe bhoolne ki koshish ki aye dost, Tu dil ke aur bhi kareeb aane laga !
 
EXAMS are like GIRLFRIENDS: 1. Too many questions. 2. Difficult to understand. 3. Too much explaination is needed. 4. Result is always ATKT........
 
pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
 
All mornings are like Paintings:- U need a little inspiration to get going,a little smile to brighten up & AMS from someone who cares to color ur day... G@@D M@RNING.....Hav a Nice Day..
 
dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai
 
My frendship is like sugarcane. You crush it, twist it, squeez it, beat it to pulp, still all you will get is only sweetness!
 
mausam mast hai mahaul jabardast hai apne apne kam me sdab vyast hai sochs phone karo pata chala is route ki sab line wyast hai.
 
system of love janurary..rose feb....perpose mareh..gift april...lift may....chating june......dating july.....miss you aug....kiss you sep.....anger octo.....dangear nove....Left DEC....NEXT
 
dekha mere sms ka kamal,ghanti baji, bandar ne cell uthaya,ab chipku bandar sms path rah hai,ab sur khjake soch raha hai ki ye sms kise forward karu?
 
shama jis aag me jalti hai numaish ke liye usi aag me ham gumnaam se jal jaate hain,jab bhi aata hai tera naam mere naam ke saath jane kyun log mere naam se jal jate hain.
 
dosti se aaj pyaar sharmaya hai, teri chahat ne kuch aisa gajab dhaya hai, khuda se kya tujhe mange, wo to aaj khud.. mujhse aap jaisa dost mangne aaya hai..
 
mana ki kabhi dil ki baat na bataoge magar ankhon jo hai wo kaise chhupaoge .wadaraha hamara ye tumse jab bhi palke uthaoge hame sirf hame paoge Smile is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of livelihood & Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep smiling
 
These r d wonderful pairs in the world Hearts & beats…… Night & moon…… Birds & songs……. Roses & love…… U & ur smile …… So keep smiling..
 
Khawabon me aanewale tera shukriya, dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya..kaun karta hai is zamane main kisi se dosti itni hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya.
 
ladkiyaan aise hoti hai.........• FOOL se, FOOL ne, FOOLon ki FOOLwari me FOOL ke sath wish kiya You are the most beautiFOOL, colorFOOL & wonderFOOL amongst all FOOLS...HA HA HA
 
hum hyderabad waloon ka kehna hai ladkyun se ........• Mohabbat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain, agar phir bhi na rukhay to use kameenapan kehtay hai
 
Dosti ka jawab pyaar se dena....Mohabbat ka jawab Shadi se dena... Eet ka jawab Pathar se dena.....par e dost mere SMS ka jawab CALL se hi dena.....I am waiting..
 
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
 
Birth is the START OF LIFE Beauty is the ART OF LIFE Love is the PART OF LIFE Death is the LAST OF LIFE But Friends is the HEART OF LIFE
 
Its not an achievement to make 1000s friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000s years.
 
Dil kisi ka dukhana nahi chayie, dard me muskurana nahi chayie, yeh dosti ka rishta hota bahut madhur hai, ise kabhi bhi bhulana nahi chayie.
 
sometimes my mind ask why ?i missu? why i love u ?why i care 4 u? why i remember u? why i sms u?then my haert aswers ,it simple ,bcoz u are so special 2 me.
 
With passing years, Friends must scatter; But when hearts are loyal, Distance does not matter......
 
Smile is a language of love,Smile is a source to win hearts...Smile is a name of livelihood & Smile createsgreatness in personality...So always Keep smiling...
 
sweet haert is a special word for (Love) Love is a special word for (Care) Care is a special word for (Freind) Friend is a special word only for u.
 
SMILE > S : SETS U FREE M : MAKE U SPL I : INCREASE UR FACE VALUE E: ERASE UR TENSIONS SO KIP SMILING ITS SUITS U...
 
when the night comes...look at the sky...if u see a falling star...dont wonder why...just make a wish...itll come true...bcoz I did it and found u...
 
a gun can kill some1, fire can burn some1, wind can chill, anger can rage, but the power of ur smile can heal a frozen heart...so, keep smiling
 
Majburi hamari woh jaan na sake,Farmaano ko hamare woh maan na sake.... Woh kehte hain hume woh mar ke bhi chahenge,Jeete ji hume jo pehchaan na sake....
 
Life end when you stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, Love ends when you stop caring, Friendship ends when u stop sharing so keep in touch.
hum SMS karte hai tyo wo samajhte hain ki mujhe aadat hai paisa udane ki, lekin wo nadan kya samjhe ki ye bhi ek ada hai rishte nibhane ki.
 
Oss ki bunde phulon ko bhiga rahi hai,Suraj ki kirne ek tazgi jaga rahi hai.... Ho jaiye aap bhi in me shaamil,Ek pyari si subah aapko neend se jaga rahi hai...Good Morning...
 
U R ACCENT OF MY LIFE. ALTO OF MY DREAMS.IKON OF MY EYE. INDICA OF MY JOY.ZEN OF MY TOUGHT.LANCER OF MY HEART. SIMPLY UR TRAFFIC JAM OF MY HEART.
 
Nikalte hain aansoo jab mulaqat nahi hoti,Toot jaata hai dil jab baat nahi hoti... Teri jaan ki kasam jab tu na yaad aaye,Aisi koi raat nahi hoti
 
Woh maut bhi kya rangeen hogi,Laash ke paas agar ladkiyaan hasin hongi... Lipatkar royengi woh humse,Wah re KHUDA upar ladki aur neeche zameen hogi....
 
Har rishta mila virasat mein,Phir dosti kyon alag se banai.... Kyonki baaki rishte banaye KHUDA ne,Aur dosti khud KHUDA ki parchai hai.....