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Dont think that i love you niether with your body nor with your soul ive loved only that image which i was in search.
 
Touch my heart & uíll feel, Listen to my heart & uíll hear, Look into my heart & uíll see, That uíll always be a special part of me.
 
Kabristhan ke cahaukidar ke kabar pe baite hue kutte ki gale ke pat mein chupe hue virus ki sar ke baal ke andar ki bacteria ki kasam tusse!!! Great !!! ho!!!
 
God has given us 24 hours to spent a day8 hours to sleep 8 hours to work and 8 hours to spent time with our family But I spend the 24 hours thinking of you
 
Fir wohi din higa,wohi rat hogi, Lekin ab na jane fir mulakat hogi Magar karte rehna SMS, Kabhi to Dil se Dil ki baat hoghi.
 
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
 
Jaha raha hai mera SMS, na jane kya gul khilayega? pyar se padha jayega ya bina dekhe delete ho jayega, agar delete na hoga to ek reply jarur aayega...
 
Waht touches us the most is... Being hurt by some1 U Trust A Lot... .... OR .... Being Trusted by some1 U have Hurt a Lot...
 
Love is like a ROSE, you have the smell for a while
 
Mistakes r painful when they happen but years later a collection of mistakes is called EXPERIENCE which leads us to SUCCESS
 
When a baby born he/she will cry near by all are happy, when anyone die he/she will be plesant but near by all are cry. See how this world is unfair
 
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
 
If 2 Hearts r Meant 2 b friends, no Matter How Long it takes,How Far they Go,How Tuff it Seems,Fate Will Bring them 2Gether 2Share Friendship 4ever! KEEP SMILING!!!
 
If a drop of water falls on a lake its identity is over, if it falls on a lotus leaf, it shines like a pearl...The drop is the same but company matters!
 
Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, Im makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.if a hug was a second id send u hours.if a smile was water id send u a sea.if love was a person id send u me!
 
Dear Subscriber!Good Morning!!!Ur due date to take bath for this month is today...Please take bath by due date to avoid khujli,dandruf..... Thanks!!!!
 
THIS IS UNFAIR TO CELEBRATE ONLY ONE DAY IN THE NAME OF LOVE. BECAUSE EVERY DAY IS VALENTINES DAY FOR THOSE WHO ARE IN LOVE..........
 
I think U r very careless!!!U come & leave things behind!!!! See now what u have left??U just came in my mind & left a smile on my face....
 
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message & Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........
Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours,Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Morning....

 

Saaz k 7 awaz, Samander k 7 sahil, Phool k 7 khushbo, Jism k 7 rooh, Shama k 7 parwany, Khushi k 7 gum or aap k 7 hum :-)
 
What is common between Krishna,Ram,Gandhi,Buddha & Jesus?Sardar:-replied ....All were born on Government holidays......
 
At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!
 
A Relaxed mind,A peaceful soul,A joyful spirit,A healthy body,& a heart full of love... All these are my prayers for U have a Good Day...
 
Coincidence decides whom u meet in life,Ur heart decides whom u want to stay in ur life... Destiny decides who will get to stay in ur life...
 
Taras gaye hain hum aapke paas aane ke liye, Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse dosti nibhane ke liye, Hum Yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yaad dilane ke liye. -
(From:Rupinder Singh - Moga (Punjab))
Aaj kal meri tabbiyat main ek ajab sa inqelaab hota hai, meri jan mujhe aise na dekh mera roza kharab hota hai.
 
The sky without stars is like sleep without dreams, like a song without music, like a rose without smell, like a face without smile, like ME without U!
 
Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi, bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da, phir v dil chon usnu kadna nahi.
 
In life every turn is uncertain.In the sea every wave is a danger.In a garden every flower is a beauty and in dis world every person like u is a treasure
 
From all the things I fail to do I never fail to think of you.Sweet as an angel,Bright like a star,Awonderful person thats what you are
 
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
 
Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar, coffee w/o milk, bread w/o butter, Salard w/o onion, Candy w/o cream, Chicken w/o spice, Icecream w/o ice ME w/o U!
 
Taras gaye hain hum aapke paas aane ke liye, Dil-O-Jaan mitadein tujse dosti nibhane ke liye, Hum Yeh SMS kar rahe hain, apni yaad dilane ke liye.
 
if 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world
 
Wafa maangi to bewafai mili, mehfil maangi to tanhai mili, jab unhe maanga to woh bhi na mile, bin maange unki judai mili.
 
Bharosa kiya tha unki wafaon par, lekin woh humko tanha shor gaye, dil diya tha unhe apna samajkar, jaate-2 woh use bhi tor gaye.
(From:Rupinder Singh - Moga (Punjab))
Pyar kise naal paake, usnu kade shadna nahi, bhawein katra-2 hoje jism da, phir v dil chon usnu kadna nahi.
 
Aankhon mein samai hai surat teri, dil mein shupa hai pyaar tera, tu aa chahe na aa, harpal karenge intezaar tera.
 
Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti hai.
 
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
 
So many miles between us makes me sad and blue cant wait another hour Im really missing you In dreams we are together on clouds of satin white whispering sweet nothings into the deep of night Snuggling neath the twilight as moon ignites our hearts the passion overflowing blushing are the stars The morning sun awakes me another day begins my mind begins to wander with thoughts of you again I imagine you beside me reality brings a tear days drag on without you wishing you were here Minutes turn to hours as time just slips away days and nights are lonely cant wait another day This love for you is burning I need your tender touch every day brings sadness Im missing you so much With many miles between us I feel so sad and blue cant wait another minute my heart yearns only for you
 
darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,apne kiya jabse sms karna,mobile ki batteri jada chalti hai
 
gum si na jane har khushi kyu hai har jagah pe 1 kami kyu hota tujhse rishta koi nahi to sochta hu ye jindage kyu hai....
 
ek chamtkarik mandir tha ,usme jobhi buri niyat vala jata woh gayab ho jata salman gaya woh gayab ,sachin gaya woh bhi gayab ,or bipasa gai bhagavan gayab
 
khuda ne pehle jahan banaya,rehne k liye phir insaan banaya,magar kya kare khuda yeh insaan hi itne kamine hai jinhone ieshamashi,allah aur hanuman banaya .....
 
Heres a little hug for you To make you smile when youre blue, To make you happy if youre sad, To let you know life aint so bad!
 
tumne dukhaya hai bahut hamare dil ko,kabhi chukana padega ish bill ko , kuch hi log ish baat ko samaj pate hai,badkismati se aise log har ek ki zindagi main ek baar jarur aate hai ..
 
dil tho sabho todte hai badi muskil se milta hai banane wala , tum jaise log hamare pyaar ko thukra dete hai,yeh na jaan kar badi muskil se milta hai itne chahane wala ....
 
aao ek baat bataye jani,ek ladki thi sayani,khwab sajaye baithe the usey banayenge rani,sali ne pher diya hamare sapno par pani ..
 
dil hi dil main sab kehti thi,na jane kyun har dard sehti thi,sayad kisi se use kuch umid tha ab pata chala MICKY ka maksad hi AMEET tha ...
 
yun tho bharat main kai jagah hai jaise delhi,mumbai aur gurgaon ... magar dil se maine agar kahin sayarii ka maza liya tho waha hai internet per EJALGAON .....
 
jab kahin aag lagti hai tho log use FIRE kehte hai,jab koi kaam kaj nahin rehta tho log use KAYAR kehte hai,jab bhi hum sunate hai apne dil ki daastan kisi ko mu jawani tho log hame SAYAR kehte hai ...!!
 
college ki life main kai yaar milte hai,usme kuch kamine tho kuch dildar milte hai,agar acche se padhai ki tho koi bante hai doctor tho koi engneer warna darzi ki dukan per baith kar salwar silte hai ...
 
jab koi bhalai k liye jhut kahe tho waha lyer nahin hota,agar duniya main kami hoti dil toden walo ki tho aaj hamare jaisa sayar nahin hota
 
zindagi hai to khwab hain, khwab hain to manzilen hain, manzilen hai to raste hain, raste hain to muskilen hain, muskilen hain to MAIN HOON NAA.
 
teri aawaz sunne ko jab hum taras jate hai,.... to hum ghisa pita c/d player chalete hai,... teri surat ke jab hume darsan na ho,.. to hum doodh lene tabale jate hai waqt hona chaiye kisike saath gujarne ke liye bhane to apne aap hi mil jate hain
 
DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar, Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar, Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana, Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar..!! Jab tumhe bhi Tanhai mehsus ho to yaha chale aana.. Tumhare liye pagal khane se gaadi bhijwa rakhi hai....!!!
 
Life is a BOOK We all read it, Love is BLESSIGN we all need it, Always be HAPPY, Always have a SMILE, Remember in this World we are just for WHILE !!
 
Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de, HAVE A NICE DAY! HOW R U?
 
MSG Na Karke Dil Tod Diya, Mobile Dafna Dena, Kafat Na Mile to Apna Rumal Uda Dena, Koi Puche Rog Kya tha, to Nazrein Jhuka Ke Kanjusi Bata dena.
 
Aap ki yaad me sab kuch bhulaye baithe hain,Chiraag khushiyon ke bujhaye baithe hain...Hum to marenge aap ki baahon mein,Yeh bhi maut se shart lagaye baithe hain...
 
Mana ki Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge Par Ankhon me Jo hai Wo Kaise Chupaoge, Wada Raha Hamara ye Aapse Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!
 
Arz Hai: Unki yaad me hum ne ro ro kar tub bhar diye! Aur vo itne bewafa nikle ki naha ke chal diye
 
U to hum hai bhramachari par jaha dekhi nari vahi aakh mari... pati to hamari nahi to phir bhramachari...
 
hey dear... sun is not rising, birds hv not started chirping yet... is sumthin wrong with me or with this morning? ohh... nw i know y? i 4got 2 wish u GOOD MORNING!
 
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...
 
Woh ZINDAGI hi kya jisme FRIENDSHIP nahi.Woh FRIENDSHIP hi kya jisme YAADEIN nahi.Woh YAADEIN hi kya jisme TUM nahi..Woh TUM hi kya jiske saath HUM nahin,.
 
har desh ki koi sarhad hoti hai bache ki koi zidd hoti hai or kitna intzaar karun tere sms ka kanjuso ki bhi koi had hoti hai
 
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
 
Cheese is Cheese Butter is butter if u 4get me i will throw u in *-*-*-*-*-*-* * G U T T E R * *-*-*-*-*-*-*
 
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
 
U know what is ISHQ???Ill tell U. Its PEPSI. P=Pyaar E=Ehsaas P=Pagalpan S=Sabar I=Imtihaan... Ab ISHQ sirf Rs.8/- mein...Enjoy ISHQ...Oye!!!Babli... ....
 
Tumko dekha....tumko dekha... tumko dekha....to yeh khayal aaya paaglon ke stock mein naya maal aaya!
 
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
 
If a kiss was a raindrop id send u showers.if a hug was a second id send u hours.if a smile was water id send u a sea.if love was a person id send u me!
 
If luvs a disease den im very ill.but i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
 
You are ABCDEFGHIJK! (Read on) A - Attractive B - Beautiful C - Cute D - Dazzling E - Excellent F - Funny G - Great H - Hot I J K-
 
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?
 
. 5 great peoples.... 1.Quaid woh to ab rahe nahi 2.wasim akram woh kisi kaam kay nahi 3.aishwarya rai apni pohanch say bahir 4.baki rahe aap aur hum So keep in touch... ;)
 
You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love! There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!
 
AAPAKE MIS CALL BHI KYA BAAT HAIN.AAPAKE SMS BHI DIN RAAT HAIN.kABHI KABHI EKHADI PHONE BHI KIYA KARO.sUNA HAIN AAPAKE AWAAZ ME BHI KHAS BAAT HAIN.
 
Never cry 4 anyone in life, Coiz for the whom u cry,doesnt deserve your tears, & d one who deserves it, Never let u cry.....
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KABHI DOST KEHATE HO,KABHI DUA DETE HO,KABHI WAQT BEWAQT NEEND SE JAGA DETE HO.PAR JAB BHI HUMASE BAATEN KARATE HO...KHUA KASAM HAME KHUSHISE HASA DETE HO.
 
RICH PEOPLE TRAVEL IN CARS.POOR PEOPLE TRAVEL IN CARTS. BUT PEOPLE LIKE U TRAVEL IN HEARTS...
 
IF SUMEONE TROWS STONE TOWARDS U ,TROW LOVE TOWARDS HIM.bUT IF SUMONE THROW LOVE TOWRDS U ,THEN SITV FOR A WHILE & THINK COZ LOVE HURTS U MORE THAN STONE.
 
HUMASE DOOR HOKE BHIO HAMARE PAAS HO.HAMARI SOONI ZINDAGI KI AAS HO TUM.KAUN KEHATA HAIN HUMASE DOOR HO TUM.YAADO KI ROOH ME HAMARI SHAM HO TUM...
 
I like lots of People.But I miss very few.But no one has been as specisl as YOU.Ill stand & wait in d worlds longest Queue,to have a pleasure of being with u.
 
KHUSHI KO DHOOND NE SE GAM MILATE HAIN.YE GAM DUNIYA ME HAR DAM MILATE HAIN.JO DUNIYA KE HAR GAM BAAT LE DUNIYA ME AISE DOST BAHUT KAM MILATE HAIN.
 
Pathar ki is duniya me aksar kwab toot jaya karate hain.Palako bhi sambhal ke band karana..palako ke peechhe sapane bhi toot jaaya karate hain.
 
CHAND KE PAAS ANEK SITARE HOGE.MAGAR SITARO KE PAAS EK HI CHAND JHAIN.AAP KE PAAS HUM JAISE LAAKH HONGE.MAGAR HAMARE PAAS AAP JAISA DOST EWK HI HAIN.
 
In life Dont be slow so that I MISS U,Dont be too fast that U MISS ME,Just BE WITH MESo that WE ARE TOGETHER For the MOMENT called FOREVER..
 
gar erada tumhara satana hai dil ko, bata do diwana samhal jayega, tumhe na mile bewafai ke tane dil hamara diwana smahl jayega.
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play Ball in my country.Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
 
Faisle aap khud badalte hain aur ilzam mujh pe aate hai...Khud he karte hain dillagi mujhse aur phir khud he ruth jaate hain....
 
Pine de saaki abhi raat baaki hai,Tere hatthon ka ek aur jaam baaki hai... Jana hai ladkhadate hue maikhane se,pine de abhi in kadmon mein thodi jaan baaki hai...
 
Dont take life too seriously,Always find time to laugh... Remember that laughter not only adds years to ur life,But adds more Life to ur Years....
 
No ego no partiality,No comparison no leadership...No hesitation no fear,No fear no cruel mond betweer two members called True Friends.
 
I wish for SUN to warm U,MOON to charm U,A SHELTRING Angle so that nothing can Harm U...Faithful friends near U and everything U pray GOD to hear U...Good morning....