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I made a cup       (
of coffee            ))
specially          _((_
for u.              d__l

There is no Sugar,
but don't worry,
the sender is Sweet

GUD MORNING...
I TRUST U
is a better compliment than
I LOVE YOU

Bcoz u may not always
trust the person u luv but
u can always luv the person
whom u trust....!

Trust U!
           -'-
        --:o:--

           -i-
    --o=(x)=o--
         '    '

              -i-
            :''''''':
    --o=:((x)):=o--
             o

beware, Osama to attack if u dont sms!
SMS me in 1 min
Nahi to...

Nahi to...

Nahi to...

Nahi to...

Nahi to kuch nahi...

main hi karungi...
=: Friendship is :=

vast like
"Universe"

Deep like
"Ocean"

High Like
"Sky"

Strong Like
"Iron"

Kind Like
"Mother"

Cute like
"me"
AND

Sweet like
"u"
Dil me
gam
rakhta hun

Teri dosti
k baad

logo se
wasta kam
rakhta hu

pata tha
mujhe sms
aayega tera,

Isiliye
Anasin
sath rakhta hun!
Be someone with a big broad smile,
try 2 be happy all the day while...
When things go wrong dont get blue...
Just smile n say "_____" where r u?
Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v dont notice FRENZ runnin wid us,
v only notice thm wen v fall and THEY r thr 2 hold us.
So run, as i m thr 2 hold u.
l

Me

My Self

Yes Me

l

Really

Truly

Unstopably

Unmistakenly

R
E
A
LLY

Faithfully

have

2 say

that

today is sUNDAY!
Enjoy!

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I like seeing u,
I like hearing u,
I like 2 spend my time with u.

But U r always surrounded by others,
as u r the main attraction of the...
"ZOO"

Why do only 10% of men go to heaven..

If all wud go thr...

It will be called...

as "HELL"

In friendship,
words can go unspoken,
yet still be understood.
That's why I am sure that though
I don't say it often, you know how much
i value you.

Take care

Jst

dr@pping

by

2

say

Im ALIVE

Sender:
Osama Bin Laden
+11092001-786

Pls wait a sec...

Connecting 2
Chief
TERRORIST...
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( ,)
|  |
|_|

  ,
( ,)
|  |

  ,
( ,)

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A Candle may MELT & its FIRE may DIE,
but the FRENDSHP
U"v
given ME wil stay AFLAME in
my

    ("@")
      "v"     Heart

F R I E N D S H I P
resides in
d heart.

So no mater how
rarely i b
seeing u, u wld
always be in my heart

()""()
( 'o' )")
(.)/ PROMISE!
Do U need a FACELIFT?
ThR's 1 thT's FREE, always handy,
makes u LUK younger & has no undesirable side effects.

Its called a SMILE. Keep smilIN always.
Certain people touch ur heart and u cant stop
thinking about them. Thats the kind of person u r.
Absent... Yet so near...
Simple... Yet worth remembering...
10
messages
received

1
Hi!

2
Hello

3
I miss U

4
How r U?

5
Hope U R fine

6
Keep smiling

7
Take care

8
God bless U

9
be happy

10
Gud Nite!
WhatEvER
hAppEns
2 Ur dAy
jst rElAx

&
mAnAgE
tO mAkE
A smilE.

LiFE is nOt A
problem 2b
sOlvEd
bUt

A
gift
2 b
EnjOyEd.

MAkE
Everyday
Ur bEst dAy!

Good Morning!

Umar ki Raah mein
Insaan badal jata hai,
Waqt ki Aandhi mein
Tufaan Badal jata hai,
Sochta hu tumhe pareshan na karu,
Lekin baad me iraada badal jata hai..

What Would U Do if...
U Lose A Friend Like Me 1 Day?









I knew U"d
Never stop Until
U find me!
Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u'll always remain.

Earth wants water,
flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!
To lead a happy life 3 things r
very essential...
To keep brain as ice factory...
tongue as sugar factory...
and heart as wax factory...
Try it..>>
Ek tanha raat me teri yaad aayi,
tanhai mitane ko humne ek ciggarette jalai,
na jane kaise qayamat ho gayi,
aur dhue ne bhi teri tasveeer banayi...
LAILA ko MAJNU ka sms nahi aya,
LAILA ne 3 din khana nahi khaya...
LAILA mare vali he MAJNU k pyar me,
aur MAJNU baitha hai sms free hone k intezar me..
Whn a Msg is
sent frm
a distance

U cant c
the Faces

U cant c
the smile

But

U can sense
the care tat
truly comes
from

my
("v")
'v'
Heart

HaPpY WORLD sms Day!
U want u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life...
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love... :-)
If u r in
Tension

if nothing seems
going right

If u find
no way out

then just
think of ME

O
N
C
E

o
n
L
y

I
WILL
B
THERE

2
I=N=C=R=E=A=S=E
ur
TENSION!
(Courtesy: G2, Jalgaon)
When u find a DREAM
inside ur HEART...
don't ever let it go...

Coz dreams r the tiny seeds
frm which beautiful
2morrow
grows.
Hv a dreamful day!

(Courtesy: G2, Jalgaon)

 
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(___)

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(___) @====

  ,(,",
  /,) @====
 .-"-.
(___)

  /',)
 .-"-.
(___)

A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.
 

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!

KeeP
Me
aS
A FREiND

=&=
i'LL

KeeP
U
iN
MY
( "v" )
  'V'
HeaRT

LOck
iT
UP
&
THRow
aWay
THe
keY ;;== <>

SO
THaT
NO
ONe

CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.
|         10.10 |
| No Space    |
| for new       |
| messages    |

but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
A line

has no limit,
unless

you put an
end to it.

Hope our
friendship

is a line
that runs



forever!
Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...
My FRIEND
should be...

My Medicine
When I'm in Pain

My Letter
When I'm Far

My Smile
When I'm Sad

My Handkerchef
When I Cry

My LIFE
When I DIE
LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

()""""()()""""()
( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,)  (,) (,)
HUM TUM

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"
If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
   ,*,
 (,' ') hi!
()==('')

   ,*,
 ( '.') I just
()==)>

  ,*,   cant
 ('.'  ) miss
()==)> 2 say

E H
  L
   L O

Hello 2 U!
 
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
    |''''V''''| r
    |    |v|   | |   ("" (""
    |....|  |...| | ...)   ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!
DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM
                  ,!'.
   
           /  l','.
           _/ _.l.'_'.___
,_,_,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails...

smoothly 4 u
2day,
2morrow &
4ever

Good Day!

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

()""""()
( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Did
U
KNOW?
U
R
___
l
___
l
l
___
l
l
l
___
l _l
l
l_
____
l __l
l
l_l
____
l __l
l _| antastic
l_l riend
Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
./?
"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Hey
Bhagwan!
                            = = =
,***,            ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ?                 / /
>-- </")              ((,,

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
 
Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "Very Good Day"...

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
SMOKE everyday
plz!

SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
(    )         ,c         (    )
 l:':l         (  )         l: :l
 l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
 l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga yka?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,


A Good luck message!
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....
(
       ; )
(
Still Awake?

(
        ; )
(
GO TO SLEEP...

( |
        ; )
( |
Close your eyes!


( |
        ; )
(
both the eyes!


( >
        ; )
( >
Good night!
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!
Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size.
-
I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)

Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
& u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND
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 <(    ) 90kg!
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 <(   ) 60kg
   J  L
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  (." ) 30kg

<)(?
  JL     all bcoz

I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

 
Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
If TiME slips away without a WoRD from ME,
u dont hv 2 WoRRY abt our RElatiOnSHip bcoz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep ME within your heart.
(Rajesh, Kishanganj)
Wat do i do wen i c sum1 extremely gudlooking?
i stare, i stare, i stare and i smile and wen i
get tired... i put d mirrow down...
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!