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have I missed
something?

yes..

i missed "U"
Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...

Khushbu teri sath laya...

Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...

Ke Lagta hai ki...

Aaj bhi TU...


Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA..
Wo gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya pata kal ho na ho!

Erade Hai NEK
Hosle Hai Buland
Phir Wo Jalwa Dikhaenge

Kasam Hai
Hindustan ki

RawaPindi Bindi
SaB Express ko
LoCal PaSSeNgEr
Banayenge
Khel Bhi Dil bhi!

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/ (   v)
    (,,)..(,,)...

Hello, How R U?

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/ (v  )
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FINE..!

R U bored from MY SMS!


<  (   . .    )> S o r r y
/ (   v     )(,,) again!

FINE..!
Nigahen aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari...
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Dua Karte Hai Ham KHUDA se!
E Khuda HamaRe PYARe DosT
Apni MaNzIL paye!
UNKi Raho Me Andhera aaye...
Tho Roshi k liye HaMey JaLaYe!
Yaartumseekbatkahneehaiaurwohbaatyehaikikitnaburalagtahaijabkoi binaspacediyesmsbhejdetehaiaurkitnaacchalagtahaijabkoiussmsko padhnekeliye2minutekharabkartahai!
Apun 1 Sher
bolega

Charo
Taraf CHAND
Fekarela hai
Light,

Boleto
ho gayeli
Hai Night

Band Karne ka
Tube Light

aur soneka Tight,

Boleto

BYE... Good Nite...
Mana ki
Kabhi Dil Ki baat na Bataonge

Par Ankhon me Jo hai
Wo Kaise Chupaoge,

Wada Raha
Hamara
ye Aapse

Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge
hamara jarur 1 SMS paoge!

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Very good!

Intelligent Ho!

Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...

Hello
DEAR
Where R U
Now...?

No Visits...,


No Calls....,


No SMS from Wik,


No Missed calls,


I M So worried...
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Are U n JAIL again?


Pls r e p l y!
No one can go back &
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from now and
make a happy ending!

Hope u'll have a day that starts right and
ends Happy!
Relationship
is
like
a Garden.

It's beautiful when
watered with...

love,
hugs,
tears &
cheers.

But it
dries up
if left
untouched...

so pls
keep in touch...
Why did
God Create

'U' before
Me....?

Ans: B'cause
he wanted to Create
a 'SAMPLE',

Be4 Creating A
*Master-Piece*

He! He! He!
Hu!! Hu!!
Hey!! Hey!!
Even if
we lose contact...

Or even
meet sometimes...

Or even send
less SMS....

I'll still
remember Your
Beautiful face!

   ) (/)(/(
  ( -. .- )
   (  __ )
Aey Mere
SMS

Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...

Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,

Jab WO jage to Dhire Se
'MuskaranA'

Fir Kehna
"KANJUS"

SMS Karo!

The happiest
pe(" ._. ")ple
don't have EVERYTHING in life.
They just make THE BEST of everything that life brings their way!

STAY HAPPY
ALWAYS

Jani wo Pyar hi kya jisme 'JUDAI' na ho,

Wo Ishq hi kya jisme 'LADAI' na ho,

wo dil hi kya jisme 'DARD' na ho,

aur wo 'MOBILE' hi kya jisme aapka SMS na ho...
aabe o burai ke rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi ke pedhe,
jhoot ke kalakand ...

Tu bada hi sweet hai re....
Arz kiya hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi
Ye dil pyaar ke kabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke kabil na raha,
Is Dil me bas gayi dosti aapki,
aab to chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun Kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata?
Saapno ki Tarah aakar chale gaye,
apno ko bhulakar chale gaye,
Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hame,
Pahale hasaya fir rula kar chale gaye.
Kal ho na ho....
Aaj to hai...

Aaj ho na ho....
Ye Pal to hai....

Ye Pal ho na ho....
Hum to hai....

Hum ho na ho....
Hamari Dosti to hai....
Sumtimes I 4get 2say Hi,
Sumtimes I miss 2reply,
Sumtimes my msg doesn't reach u,
But it doesnt mean I 4get u, bcoz. ur 1of a kind and always in my mind...
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>==<    >==<

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(._.  ( ._. ).
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Le ek JHAPPEE

Tere ko diya aab to Has na yaar...
Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,

Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai....
Umid aisi ho jo jeen ko majbur kare,
raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,
mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho ji milne ko majbur kare...
Kya aap...
Close Up
karte hai...?

Kya aap Confidence
se Chalte hai...!

Kya aap Penalty
Bharte hai...!

"MoBile "k
bill se
darte hai...!

To aap
sMs Kyo nahi
karte hai?
mai tujse ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun
Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham tumhare ehsas to hote...!
Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,
aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte....
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     ;/  ("v")";  /";"/
     /;./ "v"  './   %./

is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!
I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to b asked,
May b the question is how did GOD knew that
i needed a friend like 'U'....
If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith,
If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience.
If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!
If u Read This,

I'm SmArT.

If u Save This,

U Agree I'm SmArT.

If u 4ward This,

Ur Spraeding Tht I'm SmArT..

n if u Del This,

U'r Jealous
"B'cos I'm SmArT"
Who's hot... Its U,

Who's
Charming... Its U,

Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,

Who's
Intelligent... Its U,

Who's dear & near friend... Its U

Who's a liar.. Its me!
Tum Haste Raho
     Haste Raho
         Haste Raho
             Haste Raho

Muskarate Raho

Sada Khilkhilate Raho

Khush Raho

Mera Kya hain

Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!

Ha ha ha!
() """ ()
 ( ' ,' )
    '''       Hey u!!!

Yes u...

the cute one...

holding this

phone!

are you asleep?

Juste wanted 2 say

Good Night..!
.-""-.
( 'o' ) _/
__) Valuing Friendship is not
merely by seeing each other everyday,
What's more important is in our busy lives,
We SMS Reply each other!
Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hun,
Dil me gam rakhta hun,
aapki dosti k baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hu,

Pata tha mujhe SmS aayega,
isiliye disprin sth rakhta hun.
 
Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,
U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend....
You must be a thief because you have stolen my heart and,
must be a bad shooter because I always keep missing you!
If 100% of people Love u,
make Sure I'm one of them,
if 99% hate u,
make sure I'm the 1% which Love u,
If 100% hate u,
make sure i am dead.
 
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!
_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...


   H A P P Y  
 
     H O L I  
   

Have a Nice Day!
Junbaan se Naam Lete hi,
Aankhon se aansu Chalak Jaate hai...
Kabhi Hazaro baatein kiya karte the...
Aaj Ek baat ke liye taras Jaate hai...
Phool bankar muskurana Zindagi hai,
muskarake gum bhulana Zindagi hai,
jeetkar koi khushi ho to kya hua,
Dil haarkar Khushiya mananna Zindagi hai
Meri Taraf se APKO 1 "PAPPI"

Aapki Saheli ko 1"PAPPI"

Saheli Ki Saheli ko bhi 1 "PAPPI"

Batau Q?

Aaj Hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI" ko Janam Diya!
SMS

BHEJO

WARNA



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C__J YE DEKHA?
HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE ME?
Na Chhahat Hai Sittaron ki,
Na Tammanna hai Nazarano ki,
Aap Jaisa ek Dost Mila to Kya Jarurat hai HAZARON ki...
Luv hurts when u break up with someone,
Luv hurts even more when she breaks up with u,
but Luv hurts d most when u not able to tell d the person whom u Love.
DREAM makes all things possible.
HOPES makes all things work.
LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!...
If u wanna know how much I miss u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss
I wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,

I wrote ur name in da air n it got blown away,

II wrote ur name on my heart n....

I got a HEART

ATTACK!
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1

Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1

Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART" 2 1

Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1

M-anner
A-dorable
R-oyal
W-onderful
A-djustable
D-asing
I-netlligent

These all features are in only 1 Caste: Yes it's MARWADI

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day!
Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,
Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Door Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki
Dil ke dard ko Dil Todne wale kya jane,
Pyar ke riwazo ko yeh zamanna kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni Taklif kabar me,
wo upar se Phool rakhne wala kya jane.
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
Humne
Jab Kabhi

Khushi
Mehsoos ki

har
kadam pe

aapki kami
mehsoos ki

Door
rehkar bhi

aapki dosti
kam na hui

ye baat humne
Dil Se Mehsoos ki
G

G(.)

G(.)(

G(.)(.

G(.)(.)

G(.)(.)D

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G(.)(.)

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G(.)(.)
(.___.)

)) ((
G(.)(.)D
(.___.)
(''')(''')
Night
nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy, nobody likes u, nobody misses u, nobody buy good things for u, nobody cares about u, Dont cry nobody is my name
ALLAH, aapko
TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

Mandir main Jaap karta hu,
Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,
Kahin Insan se Khuda na ban jaun,
isliye tumhe SMS karke
roz ek Paap karta hu!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!

Galileo:
Great Mind

Einstein:
Genius Mind

Newton:
Extraordinary Mind

Bill Gates:
Brilliant Mind

Me:
Mastermind
You:
never mind

God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Life is only traveled ONCE,
Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day...
Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta
Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
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.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS
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# . . # Sendin u
( ._. )
> <
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# . . # a gr8
( _ )
> <
,,*,,*,
# . . # big kiss...
( ._. )
> <
,,*,,*,
# -.- #
( o ) mwah!
> <
HAPPY
NEW
YEAR
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Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very last beat"
 
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!!
love is gr8, love is fine, it picks u up wen u r down, I love u and i always will, uve filled a space no one can fill.

 

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liye dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai
I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?
 
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
I saw u on a road
U look so beautiful
u walk as a divine
when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,
Tabhi to Chand me Dag hai,
Mumkin hai ki Chand se hui hogi bewafai,
Tabhi to Suraj me dag hai...
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....
A Good friend is like a Computer,
Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift' u to opportunities &
never 'delete' u from memory!
Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha
Life without FriENDS is
(L)onely
(i)nsecure
(F)ull of doubt
(E)mptiness

Life with FriENDS is
(L)ight n easy
(i)nspring
(F)ull of hopes
(E)nthusiasm
D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako......

with love

Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai!
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Par dosti hamse ho to Itihass ban jati hai...
Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA.
()""()
( ,'o')")    Hi!
(")(")

Wishing U...

G Morning
O
O
D

G
O Afternoon
O
D

G
O
O Evening
D

G
O
O
D Night
So overall have a Good Day!...
Keep smiling... :)
 
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Merceedes - UP7-7500
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Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha

Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha



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Sending 24 Smiles,
1 4 each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...
hAv a gReAt dAy....