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Funny sms 1

Every second God remembers you,
Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.
Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,
Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..
Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS
 

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...

just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.
Falling in love is a sweet ambition,
finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!
I cannot hide this from u any more.
I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,
Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai...
Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,
jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...
Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,
Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?
Wonderful people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.
I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone . Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need anything if I'll b there "
Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai...
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...
Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.
Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...
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(  'o'     ) hey..
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Dost...

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Naaraj ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..
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have unique & strange Friendship
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ME unique

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You so strange

Hello,


U R So,


art!

S art!

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s artm!


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ms art!

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SORRY,
this doesn't fit u...
Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK
If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....
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if my sweet
okay!

just
checking
if my sweet
FRIEND is okay!
 
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GOOD MORNING...
My Friendship is like an onion,
Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes
God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.
Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You
 
I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !
Only the open heart receives

LOVE

Only the open mind receives

WISDOM

Only the open hand receives

GIFTS

and...

Only the CUTE 1's receive

MESSAGES From ME!

Some One


is Loving You


Caring for You

Watching over U

Protecting U

Guess Who?

yes

GANPATI
BAPPA MORYA
Aasman me itne tare ho ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
HOW R U?
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Nothing...

Just a mischievous little hi!
How r u?
 
Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
Great people talk about ideas,
Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...
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MOHABBAT
means...
$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'$'
M - aut
O - oljhan
H - aarna
A - asoo
B - barbadi
B - ewafai
A - ndhera
T - anhai, I agree? Do you?
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!
Kal
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kal

kal

kal


kal



kal

kal

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Monday hai...
You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!

WIFE satys No, it means -
With
Idiot
for
Ever
Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,
Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!!
Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya
Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...
As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!
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apun ne, liya hai...
kahi jana ho to bindas
chabi le jana...!!

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GooD MoRnInG *
HaVe a NiCe Day!
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Good Day!

 
YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere

Shakespeare: I am not, nor I can write a lot, but one thing I can say u, forget me not

Friendship is to make not to break.



 
Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon
 
Questions R many,
but answers R few,
So I ask U only a question,
How r U?
The world doesnot need more mountains to
climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!
what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!
GOOD MORNING
Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.

Sagar se gahara koi nahi.

Aab aapki kya tarif karu...


Dost me aap jaisa...


Nalayak koi nahi!
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SUN RISE!
Good Morning!
 
A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"
Hame itna pyar mat karna ki
duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye

FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...

"F O R E V E R"

Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES
FRIENDSHIP TEST

Call if U love me

Missed Call if U are a true friend

Text back if U care

Text a joke if U like me

Just ignore if U hate ME?
I Wish 4 " U "

Great start 4 Monday

No Obstacles 4 Tuesday

No stress 4 Wednesday

No worry 4 Thursday

Smile 4 Friday

Party 4 Saturday

& Great fun 4 Sunday

"Have a beautiful and smart week."
Could you do me a favor?

Put ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder then
ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!

I'have just given u a hug! (",)

Good morning..!!!
This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!
T I T A N I C
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Although it was a big SHIP, but it 'sunk', so the best
SHIP is still "FRIENDSHIP".

is duniya me dost kam milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,
sahayog mile chhoto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai

DIL SE!

Friendship Test
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
I'll wait 5mins.

Could you do me a faVour..?
Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder
then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!
I'have just given u a hug! (",)
G'd mOrning...!!!
Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!
The     ,-#    -.-    #-.
Heart  #     "#"    #
of         "#.      . #"
a Friend     "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..."
A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
Good Morning!
  (> "   " <) Have a
  ( = 'o'=  ) Nice
_(,,) _  (,,) Day!!
Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!
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 (((((; <._.> ;)))))
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You are so...

B H o o T I F u L
Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...
Life is like:
MATHS:
Friend kO
Plus karO
+
Dushman kO
Minus karO
-
Khushia kO
Multiply karO
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Gam kO
Divide karO
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aur
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Life kO
enjoy karO!
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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
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Katti!
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a little BiRD Sent
to Wish U a Nice
Morning & a Great Day!!